dogdoc Posted March 25, 2007 Report Share Posted March 25, 2007 Typical women > > > > > > A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint > > Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates. She saw a beautiful > > banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people > > she had loved and who had died before her. They saw her and began calling > > greetings to her "Hello - How are you! We've been waiting for you! Good to > > see you." > > > > > > > > When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him, "This is such a wonderful > > place! How do I get in?" "You have to spell a word," Saint Peter told her. > > > > "Which word?" the woman asked. > > > > "Love." > > > > The woman correctly spelled "Love" and Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven. > > > > > > About a year later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to watch the > > Gates of Heaven for him that day. > > > > > > > > While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived. "I'm > > surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you been?" > > > > "Oh, I've been doing pretty well since you died," her husband told her. "I > > married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were ill. > > And then I won the multi-state lottery. I sold the little house you and I > > lived in and bought a huge mansion. And my wife and I traveled all around > > the world. We were on vacation in Cancun and I went water skiing today. I > > fell and hit my head, and here I am. W hat a bummer! How do I get in?" > > > > "You have to spell a word," the woman told him. > > > > "Which word?" her husband asked. > > > > "Czechoslovakia." > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Moral of the story: Never make a woman angry.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted March 25, 2007 Report Share Posted March 25, 2007 Re: Typical woman..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJR Posted March 25, 2007 Report Share Posted March 25, 2007 Re: Typical woman..... How true!! LMBO!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HoppeMan Posted March 25, 2007 Report Share Posted March 25, 2007 Re: Typical woman..... Take care, Nathan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archerjg Posted March 25, 2007 Report Share Posted March 25, 2007 Re: Typical woman..... That is pretty funny. Archerjg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WI2506 Posted March 25, 2007 Report Share Posted March 25, 2007 Re: Typical woman..... very funny.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christsavedme Posted March 25, 2007 Report Share Posted March 25, 2007 Re: Typical woman..... That right there is down right funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted March 25, 2007 Report Share Posted March 25, 2007 Re: Typical woman..... funny, and true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted March 25, 2007 Report Share Posted March 25, 2007 Re: Typical woman..... LMBO. Good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Posted March 25, 2007 Report Share Posted March 25, 2007 Re: Typical woman..... LMBO!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted March 25, 2007 Report Share Posted March 25, 2007 Re: Typical woman..... Sounds about right.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BowtechTurkeyHunter Posted March 25, 2007 Report Share Posted March 25, 2007 Re: Typical woman..... Yep seems just about right to me ... make it as complicated as you can .... Steve PS no reason to send my wife Pm's she does read these Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gone_postal Posted March 25, 2007 Report Share Posted March 25, 2007 Re: Typical woman..... Love it!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted March 26, 2007 Report Share Posted March 26, 2007 Re: Typical woman..... LMBO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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