dogdoc Posted March 25, 2007 Report Share Posted March 25, 2007 Dedicated to Tominator TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . > MARIA: Here it is. > TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered North America ? > CLASS: Maria! > ____________________________________ > > <>TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? > JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. > __________________________________________ > > TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? > DONALD: H I J K L M N O. > TEACHER: What are you talking about? > DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. > __________________________________ > > TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't > have ten years ago. > WINNIE: Me! > __________________________________________ > > TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? > GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. > _______________________________________ > > TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." > MILLIE: I is... > TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." > MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." > _________________________________ > > TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry > tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father > didn't punish him? > > LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand. > ______________________________________ > > TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me, do you say prayers before eating? > SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. > ______________________________ > > TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same > as your brother's. Did you copy his? > CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog. > ___________________________________ > > TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when > people are no longer interested? > HAROLD: A teacher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birdhunter39 Posted March 25, 2007 Report Share Posted March 25, 2007 Re: Teacher vs Kids.... those are really funny , keep them coming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DU_man_84 Posted March 25, 2007 Report Share Posted March 25, 2007 Re: Teacher vs Kids.... those are good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HoppeMan Posted March 25, 2007 Report Share Posted March 25, 2007 Re: Teacher vs Kids.... LOL, those are funny! Got any more? Take care, Nathan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted March 25, 2007 Report Share Posted March 25, 2007 Re: Teacher vs Kids.... those are great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted March 25, 2007 Report Share Posted March 25, 2007 Re: Teacher vs Kids.... I appreciate the dedication Todd, but now you have detention. You were not paying attention. http://www.realtree.com/forums/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/1212125/an/0/page/0#Post1212125 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted March 25, 2007 Report Share Posted March 25, 2007 Re: Teacher vs Kids.... [ QUOTE ] I appreciate the dedication Todd, but now you have detention. You were not paying attention. http://www.realtree.com/forums/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/1212125/an/0/page/0#Post1212125 [/ QUOTE ] LOL. That is pretty funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Posted March 25, 2007 Report Share Posted March 25, 2007 Re: Teacher vs Kids.... Some of them are sad but probably true!! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogdoc Posted March 25, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2007 Re: Teacher vs Kids.... [ QUOTE ] but now you have detention. [/ QUOTE ] story of my life always a day or two late Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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