RangerClay Posted March 25, 2007 Report Share Posted March 25, 2007 A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie." "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire Life." "Where's Hillary Clinton's clock?" asked the man. "Hillary's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LifeNRA Posted March 25, 2007 Report Share Posted March 25, 2007 Re: Hillary\'s Clock LMBO!!!!! Good one! That is getting sent out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DU_man_84 Posted March 26, 2007 Report Share Posted March 26, 2007 Re: Hillary\'s Clock LOL, thats awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUGARKAHNE Posted March 26, 2007 Report Share Posted March 26, 2007 Re: Hillary\'s Clock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted March 26, 2007 Report Share Posted March 26, 2007 Re: Hillary\'s Clock LOL. Good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest INHunterman Posted March 26, 2007 Report Share Posted March 26, 2007 Re: Hillary\'s Clock Hehe funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted March 26, 2007 Report Share Posted March 26, 2007 Re: Hillary\'s Clock LOL! That is hilarious!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Finn Posted March 26, 2007 Report Share Posted March 26, 2007 Re: Hillary\'s Clock that's good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reloader Posted March 26, 2007 Report Share Posted March 26, 2007 Re: Hillary\'s Clock Very old joke...but still funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HoppeMan Posted March 29, 2007 Report Share Posted March 29, 2007 Re: Hillary\'s Clock LOL LOL LOL LOL I'm going to have to send that one to a bunch of my friends!!! Take care, Nathan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markyj987 Posted March 29, 2007 Report Share Posted March 29, 2007 Re: Hillary\'s Clock I read this five minutes ago...started to laugh like crazy. Tried to read it to my fiancee and couldn't make it through without laughing my head off....great one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted March 29, 2007 Report Share Posted March 29, 2007 Re: Hillary\'s Clock heard a different version (instead of lie clock ), but it is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuntinDiva Posted March 29, 2007 Report Share Posted March 29, 2007 Re: Hillary\'s Clock haha thats soooooo funny!!! HD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckslayer Posted March 29, 2007 Report Share Posted March 29, 2007 Re: Hillary\'s Clock haha, funny funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted March 29, 2007 Report Share Posted March 29, 2007 Re: Hillary\'s Clock LMBO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted March 31, 2007 Report Share Posted March 31, 2007 Re: Hillary\'s Clock lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrswtnhunt Posted March 31, 2007 Report Share Posted March 31, 2007 Re: Hillary\'s Clock OMG!! that is hilaryous... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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