God's Donuts (if you haven't read already)

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There was a boy by the name of Steve who was attending school in Utah. Brother Christian taught at this particular school. He had an open-door policy and would take in any student that had been thrown out of another class as long as they would abide by his rules. Steve had been kicked out of his sixth period and no other teacher wanted him, so he went into Brother Christian's class. Steve was told that he could not be late, so he arrived just seconds before the bell rang and he would sit in the very back of the room. He would also be the first to leave after the class was over.

One day, Brother Christian asked Steve to stay after class so he could talk with him. After class, Brother Christian pulled Steve aside and said, "You think you're pretty tough, don't you?" Steve answered, "Yeah, I do." Then Brother Christian asked, "How many push-ups can you do?" Steve said, "I do about 200 every night." "200? - “That's pretty good, Steve," "Do you think you could do 300?" Steve replied, "I don't know... I've never done 300 at a time." "OK, but do you think you could?" again asked Brother Christian. "Well, I can try," said Steve. "Can you do 300 in sets of 10? I need you to do 300 in sets of ten for this to work. Can you do it?" Brother Christian said. Steve said, "Well... I think I can... yeah, I can do it." Brother Christian said, "Good! I need you to do it this Friday."

Friday came and Steve got to class early and sat in the front of the room. When class started, Brother Christian pulled out a big box of donuts. Brother Christian went to the first girl in the first row and asked, "Cynthia, do you want a donut?" Cynthia said, "Yes." Brother Christian then turned to Steve and asked, "Steve, would you do ten push-ups so that Cynthia can have a donut?" Steve said, "Sure," and jumped down from his desk to do a quick ten. Then Steve again sat in his desk. Brother Christian put a donut on Cynthia's desk. Brother Christian then went to Joe, and asked, "Joe do you want a donut?" Joe said, "Yes." Brother Christian asked, "Steve would you do ten push-ups so Joe can have a donut?" Steve did ten push-ups, Joe got a donut. And so it went, down the first aisle, Steve did ten pushups for every person before they got their donut. And down the second aisle, till Brother Christian came to Scott. Scott was captain of the football team and center of the basketball team. He was very popular and never lacking for female companionship. When Brother Christian asked, "Scott do you want a donut?" Scott's reply was, "Well, can I do my own pushups?" Brother Christian said, "No, Steve has to do them." Then Scott said, "Well, I don't want one then." Brother Christian then turned to Steve and asked, "Steve, would you do ten pushups so Scott can have a donut he doesn't want?" Steve started to do ten pushups. Scott said, "HEY! I said I didn't want one!" Brother Christian said, "Look, this is my classroom and my donuts. Just leave it on the desk if you don't want it." And he put a donut on Scott's desk. Now by this time, Steve had begun to slow down a little. Brother Christian started down the third row. Now the students were beginning to get a little angry. Brother Christian asked Jenny, "Jenny, do you want a donut?" Jenny said, "No." Then Brother Christian asked Steve, "Steve, would you do ten pushups so Jenny can have a donut that she doesn't want?" Steve did ten, Jenny got a donut. By now, the students were beginning to say "No" and there were all these uneaten donuts on the desks. Steve also had to really put forth a lot of effort to get these pushups done for each donut. There began to be a small pool of sweat on the floor beneath his face, his arms and brow were beginning to get red because of the physical effort involved. Brother Christian asked Robert to watch Steve to make sure he did ten pushups in a set because he couldn't bear to watch all of Steve's work for all of those uneaten donuts. So Robert began to watch Steve closely. Brother Christian started down the fourth row. During his class however, some students had wandered in and sat along the heaters along the sides of the room. When Brother Christian realized this; he did a quick count and saw 34 students in the room. He started to worry if Steve would be able to make it. Brother Christian went on to the next person and the next and the next. Near the end of that row, Steve was really having a rough time. He was taking a lot more time to complete each set. Steve asked Brother Christian, "Do I have to make my nose touch on each one?" Brother Christian thought for a moment, "Well, they're your pushups. You can do them any way that you want." And Brother Christian went on. A few moments later, Jason came to the room and was about to come in when all the students yelled, "NO! Don't come in! Stay out!" Jason didn't know what was going on. Steve picked up his head and said, "No, let him come." Brother Christian said, "You realize that if Jason comes in you will have to do ten pushups for him." Steve said, "Yes, let him come in." Brother Christian said, "Okay, I'll let you get Jason's out of the way right now. Jason, do you want a donut?" "Yes." "Steve, will you do ten pushups so that Jason can have a donut?" Steve did ten pushups very slowly and with great effort. Jason, bewildered, was handed a donut and sat down. Brother Christian finished the fourth row, and then started on those seated on the heaters. Steve's arms were now shaking with each pushup in a struggle to lift himself against the force of gravity. Sweat was dropping off of his face and, by this time, there was not a dry eye in the room. The very last two girls in the room were cheerleaders and very popular. Brother Christian went to Linda, the second to last, and asked, "Linda, do you want a doughnut? Linda said, very sadly, "No thank you." Brother Christian asked Steve, "Steve, would you do ten pushups so that Linda can have a donut she doesn't want?" Grunting from the effort, Steve did ten very slow pushups for Linda. Then Brother Christian turned to the last girl, Susan. "Susan, do you want a donut?" Susan, with tears flowing down her face, asked, "Brother Christian, can I help him?" Brother Christian, with tears of his own, said, "No, he has to do it alone. Steve, would you do ten pushups so Susan can have a donut?" As Steve very slowly finished his last pushup, with the understanding that he had accomplished all that was required of him, having done 350 pushups, his arms buckled beneath him and he fell to the floor. Brother Christian turned to the room and said. "And so it was, that our Savior, Jesus Christ, plead to the Father, "Into thy hands I commend my spirit." With the understanding that He had done everything that was required of Him, he collapsed on the cross and died. And like some of those in this room, many of us leave the gift on the desk, uneaten."

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Re: God\'s Donuts (if you haven\'t read already)

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