Guest bruteshooter Posted March 27, 2007 Report Share Posted March 27, 2007 Fall Classes for Men at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by Monday, Oct 30, 2007 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM. Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 2 The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Class 3 Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. Class 5 Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM Class 6 Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other. Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM Class 7 Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming. Open Forum. Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours. Class 8 Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health. Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 9 Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined. Class 10 Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours. Class 11 Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. Online Classes and role-playing. Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined Class 12 How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 13 How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 14 The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used. Live Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined. Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Posted March 27, 2007 Report Share Posted March 27, 2007 Re: Classes for Men (that women will love) I'm going to class 5 anyone what to go along with me?? Just for MORAL support ofcourse!! LMBO!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted March 27, 2007 Report Share Posted March 27, 2007 Re: Classes for Men (that women will love) LOL. Have not seen those in a while. Still funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawn Posted March 27, 2007 Report Share Posted March 27, 2007 Re: Classes for Men (that women will love) im up for class 10, she can go to driveres ed while i sit through that class Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted March 27, 2007 Report Share Posted March 27, 2007 Re: Classes for Men (that women will love) Ooooooooooooooo.....classes 11 and 13 sound great. Where do I sign up my husband???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted March 27, 2007 Report Share Posted March 27, 2007 Re: Classes for Men (that women will love) LOL! Those are pretty funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DU_man_84 Posted March 27, 2007 Report Share Posted March 27, 2007 Re: Classes for Men (that women will love) #3 is a good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griz Posted March 27, 2007 Report Share Posted March 27, 2007 Re: Classes for Men (that women will love) LMBO... I'm not going to let my wife see these or I'll be in every class... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunting_boy Posted March 28, 2007 Report Share Posted March 28, 2007 Re: Classes for Men (that women will love) lmbo those are funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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