3whunt Posted March 30, 2007 Report Share Posted March 30, 2007 >>> >> Subject: Thoughts from Larry the Cable Guy >>> >> >>> >> 1. A day without sunshine is like night. >>> >> >>> >> 2. On the other hand, you have different fingers. >>> >> >>> >> 3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. >>> >> >>> >> 4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name . >>> >> >>> >> 5. Remember, half the people you know are below average. >>> >> >>> >> 6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. >>> >> >>> >> 7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. >>> >> >>> >> 8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the >>> >> cheese >>> >> in the trap. >>> >> >>> >> 9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have. >>> >> >>> >> 10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. >>> >> >>> >> 11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. >>> >> >>> >> 12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments. >>> >> >>> >> 13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand. >>> >> >>> >> 14. OK, so what's the speed of dark? >>> >> >>> >> 15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. >>> >> >>> >> 16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. >>> >> >>> >> 17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges? >>> >> >>> >> 18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines >>> >> >>> >> 19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice? >>> >> >>> >> 20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? >>> >> >>> >> 21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What >>> >> happened?" >>> >> >>> >> 22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off. >>> >> >>> >> 23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear >>> >> bright >>> >> until you hear them speak. >>> >> >>> >> 24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates . . it's more like a jar of >>> >> jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerClay Posted March 30, 2007 Report Share Posted March 30, 2007 Re: Friday Morning Humor With Larry LOL! Those are great!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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M00N Posted March 30, 2007 Report Share Posted March 30, 2007 Re: Friday Morning Humor With Larry LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted March 30, 2007 Report Share Posted March 30, 2007 Re: Friday Morning Humor With Larry Almost spit out my coffee on #4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigDog Posted March 30, 2007 Report Share Posted March 30, 2007 Re: Friday Morning Humor With Larry LOL!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christsavedme Posted March 30, 2007 Report Share Posted March 30, 2007 Re: Friday Morning Humor With Larry Those are great! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DU_man_84 Posted March 30, 2007 Report Share Posted March 30, 2007 Re: Friday Morning Humor With Larry those are funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted March 30, 2007 Report Share Posted March 30, 2007 Re: Friday Morning Humor With Larry good stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted March 31, 2007 Report Share Posted March 31, 2007 Re: Friday Morning Humor With Larry love 'em Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrswtnhunt Posted March 31, 2007 Report Share Posted March 31, 2007 Re: Friday Morning Humor With Larry OMG!!! I almost fell out of my chair. Those are funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted April 1, 2007 Report Share Posted April 1, 2007 Re: Friday Morning Humor With Larry LOL. Heard most of those before, still hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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