beer has female hormones in it!


stevebeilgard

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last year, scientist at lethsoro university released the results of a survey conducted, and concluded that beer contains female hormones. men should now take a concerned look at their beer consumption. the thory is that beer contains female hormones,(hops contain phytoestrogens.), and that by drinking enough beer, men attain female characteristics. to test the theory, 100 men drank eight 16 oz containers of beer within a 1 hour period. it was then observed that no less than 100% of the test subjects:

1) argued over nothing

2) refused to apologize even when prooved entirely wrong

3) gained weight

4) talked excessivly without making a point

5) became overly emotional

6) coundn't drive

7) failed to think rationally

8) had to sit down to urinate

no further testing was considered necessary. the end

(boy, am i in trouble now... lol)

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