Swamphunter Posted May 6, 2007 Report Share Posted May 6, 2007 A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated Knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door. When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10." Reaching for his Bible to Check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 says, "Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears My voice and opens the door, I will come in to him and dine with him, and he with Me." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard Your voice in the garden and I was afraid, for I was naked." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted May 6, 2007 Report Share Posted May 6, 2007 One of my favorite jokes............ :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravin R10 man Posted May 6, 2007 Report Share Posted May 6, 2007 thats a goode one..LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted May 6, 2007 Report Share Posted May 6, 2007 That's a classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christsavedme Posted May 7, 2007 Report Share Posted May 7, 2007 That will always be one of my favorites! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted May 7, 2007 Report Share Posted May 7, 2007 I love that one.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Finn Posted May 7, 2007 Report Share Posted May 7, 2007 That's cute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUGARKAHNE Posted May 12, 2007 Report Share Posted May 12, 2007 :D That's funny!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreeWalker Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 Now that is funny....that deserves a copy paste to my e-mail list, LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 LOL. Good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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