longhorn57 Posted May 6, 2007 Report Share Posted May 6, 2007 Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House. The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?" Washington says, "Never tell a lie," Ouch! Says Hillary, I don't know about that. The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?" Jefferson says, "Listen to the people," Ho! I really don't want to do that. On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?" Lincoln says, "Go to the theater." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted May 6, 2007 Report Share Posted May 6, 2007 And Hillary says..."Yeah, I can do that...I love plays" ...LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted May 7, 2007 Report Share Posted May 7, 2007 i just love a happ ending...lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LifeNRA Posted May 7, 2007 Report Share Posted May 7, 2007 i just love a happ ending...lol LMBO!!!!!! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Finn Posted May 7, 2007 Report Share Posted May 7, 2007 i just love a happy ending...lol lol...me too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted May 7, 2007 Report Share Posted May 7, 2007 i just love a happ ending...lol And the USA lived happily ever after..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted May 7, 2007 Report Share Posted May 7, 2007 LOL. Good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowtech_archer07 Posted May 7, 2007 Report Share Posted May 7, 2007 LMBO!!! That is hilarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DU_man_84 Posted May 8, 2007 Report Share Posted May 8, 2007 LOL, i was just taking a drink of water at the punch line and just spit it out right back into the glass, that was funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reloader Posted May 9, 2007 Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 Who was her running mate...maybe they would have to make that a double date.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.