LifeNRA Posted May 9, 2007 Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies, "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The florist is pleased and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door. Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies, "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The cop is happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door. Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies, "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The Republican is very happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open, there is a thank you card and a gift certificate for lunch at a nearby restaurant. Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies, "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The Democrat is very happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen Democrats lined up waiting for a free haircut. And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between left and right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Posted May 9, 2007 Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 LMBO!! Oh so true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJR Posted May 9, 2007 Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 LMBO!! That is great!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted May 9, 2007 Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 I like it ..LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted May 9, 2007 Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 yep. it sure does. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toddyboman Posted May 9, 2007 Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 LOL!!! My dad is going to LOVE that one!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griz Posted May 9, 2007 Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 LMBO... :D That was great... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Finn Posted May 9, 2007 Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 LOL...that's cute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted May 9, 2007 Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 LMBO! Thats about as true as it gets! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckslayer Posted May 9, 2007 Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 hahaha good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowtech_archer07 Posted May 9, 2007 Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 That is hilarious!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huntn4bucks Posted May 9, 2007 Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 Only a dozen??? LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 LMBO. That is great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BowtechTurkeyHunter Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 Thats funny but oh so true ... Steve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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