OJR Posted May 8, 2007 Report Share Posted May 8, 2007 A parallel... I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue. Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table...everywhere. Then some of the birds turned mean. They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket. And others birds were boisterous and loud. They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food. After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio. Soon, the back yard was like it used to be...quiet, serene and no one demanding their rights to a free meal. Now lets see...our government gives out free food, subsidized housing, free medical care, free education and allows anyone born here to be an automatic citizen. Then the illegals came by the tens of thousands. Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free services...small apartments are housing 5 families...you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor...your child's 2nd grade class is behind other schools because over half the class doesn't speak English...Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box...and I have to press "one" to hear my bank talk to me in English. People waving flags other than "Old Glory" are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free liberties. Maybe it's time for the government to take down the bird feeder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Posted May 9, 2007 Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 I got that sent to me in an e-mail too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beagleboy Posted May 9, 2007 Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 That sums up about everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted May 9, 2007 Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 Thats getting emailed around everywhere because of its truth! Very, very true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IL_HuNtIn_KiD Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 got that in an e-mail from my aunt last week...so so true. Im only a freshmen and theres maybe 30 kids in our school that dont speak english but its still enough to slow a school of 450 down completely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 That is pretty good Orlan. Sure would be nice to see our country "take down the bird feeder". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LifeNRA Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 The Bird Feeder! Soooooooooo True!!! I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!!!!! I CANT EVEN COPY A JOKE INTO THE TEXT BOX!!!!!!!!! HAD TO COPY AND PASTE INTO SMALL PIECES!!! ANOTHER PROBLEM!!! I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue. Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table...everywhere. Then some of the birds turned mean: They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket. And others birds were boisterous and loud! They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food. After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio. Soon, the back yard was like it used to be...quite, serene and no one demanding their rights to a free meal. Now lets see...our government gives out free food, subsidized housing, free medical care, free education and allows anyone born here to be an automatic citizen. Then the illegals came by the tens of thousands. Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free services; small apartments are housing 5 families: you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor: you child's 2nd grade class is behind other schools because over half the class doesn't speak English: Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to press "one" to hear my bank talk to me in English, and people waving flags other than "Old Glory" are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free liberties. Maybe it's time for the government to take down the bird feeder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveBolin Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 AMEN!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toddyboman Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 Looks like html code isnt supported by the forum. Orlan posted this the other day. still speaks the truth! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 good post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DU_man_84 Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 that is a great post, how true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LifeNRA Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 Sorry Orlan! Didnt see it! But how did this post get mixed into Orlan post??? Are the RT Gods playing with me again! LMBO!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 LifeNRA said: Sorry Orlan! Didnt see it! But how did this post get mixed into Orlan post??? Are the RT Gods playing with me again! LMBO!!! Not a God, just little ol' me. Actually, repeat posts are supposed to be deleted as per Scott's request, but thought I'd try the merge feature and let everyone know that repeat posts will most likely be deleted in the future. That is one of the reasons for going to this new forum look. Repeat posts took up too much server space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LifeNRA Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 Thats cool Chris, and I also understand why too! Just let the repeat offender know what happened to thier post! LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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