HarvDog Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 Funny stuff... REAL NEWSPAPER ADS FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites. FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog. FREE PUPPIES... Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound. FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat ... been out a while. Better be a reward. COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale. NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby. GEORGIA PEACHES California grown - 89 cents lb. WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call TINA. AND THE BEST ONE: FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muggs Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 Ha. Good stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 Those are great Harv!!! Love the dirty white dog one the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobw Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 . Iwill take the dog that bites and the gay bull.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
need2hunt Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 I remember our local paper had a good one from a local taxi company, it read... Driver wanted, must have valid drivers license and be able to fit in car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christsavedme Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 Those are some good ones there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichiganHunter Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 HAHA i'm sendin them on to some friends!!! Thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LifeNRA Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 Your right Harv! The last one was the best! LOL!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DU_man_84 Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 them are great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HoppeMan Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 Hehe, good ones!!! :D :D Take care, Nathan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything. that one is priceless :p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JDAWG Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 Harv, Those were great! I cant wait to pass them on. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 best i've seen in a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toddyboman Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 LMBO!! Those are great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bachflock Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 Quality work! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 LOL. Those are pretty good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 How do a AKC registered German Shepherd and a white mutt produce a half Cocker Spaniel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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