Swamphunter Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 We are finally coming to BBQ season. Therefore, it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this outdoor cooking ritual, as it's the only type of cooking a real man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ, the following chain of events is put into motion: Routine: 1.The woman buys the food. 2. The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert. 3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand. Here comes the important part: 4. THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL. More routine: 5.The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery. 6. The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation Important again: 7. THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN. More routine: 8.The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces and brings them to the table. 9. After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. And most important of all: 10. Everyone PRAISES THE MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts. 11. The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off" and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women! Happy BBQ Season to thoughtful men everywhere.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toddyboman Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 LMBO!!! :D :D Thats awesome!! I think I will print that out and post it by our grill. I would hate to miss a step. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 LMBO ...That's pretty funny stuff there. If only it were true. But I don't want to ruin a good joke by crying on your shoulder...LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 LOL! That's pretty good Ken!! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monsterbucks1 Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 wow That was great I am so showing this to my wife to see what her reaction is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 Yep, that's about right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUGARKAHNE Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 How true.... :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 LOL. Think I have seen that before, still good though. If only it really worked out that way . I am still learning about rules going to in laws for bbq's, seems we take all or at least most of the food, sister in laws husband lights the grill, then leaves me to cook Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 good one Ken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJR Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 LMBO! I don't think I want my wife to see this one!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dlriggins Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 Funny funny stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJ Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 Yeah Buddy! That's a classic BBQ story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LifeNRA Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 LOL Ken! Yep, that's about right. Andrea, is there anything that you cant find with a smiley on it! LOL!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 sorry, but the grill needs cleaning. where's the woman. she shouldn't get off so easy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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