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According to Webster's Collegiate Dictionary - Moron: foolish, stupid; 1: a feebleminded person or mental defective who has a potential mental age of between 8 and 12 years and is capable of doing routine work under supervision 2: a very stupid person

According to WesternKyTeacher- Moron: 1: a husband under the watchful eye of his wife 2: What your friends call you the day you get married.

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Hey guys, I know that I am only a 6 pointer but I have Monster Moron potential. I surprise my wife daily on the stupid things that I do, I can't do routine work daily because I am always on this site, people tell me to grow up that I act like a child, and the list goes on and on. grin.gif

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I think Norm's having too much fun with this thread ...LOL grin.gif

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Morons are easily entertained! wink.gifgrin.giflaugh.gif

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Ever feel like your surrounded by morons???For some reason I got that feeling after reading this post, kinda strange huh??? shocked.gif

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Never underestimate the potential of morons in large groups! grin.gif

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"Have you ever read Shakespeare?"

Moron: "No, who wrote it?"

A Moron ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should

cut it in six or twelve pieces.

"Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

Why did 18 Morons go for a movie?

Because below 18 was not allowed.

How do you measure a Moron's intelligence?

Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear.

What do you do when a Moron throws a pin at you?

Run like Heck....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.

How do you make a Moron laugh on Saturday?

Tell him a joke on Wednesday.

What is the Moron doing when he holds his hands tightly

over his ears?

Trying to hold on to a thought.

Why do Morons work seven days a week?

So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.

Why can't Morons make ice cubes?

They always forget the recipe.

How did the Moron try to kill the bird?

He threw it off a cliff.

What do you call 10 Morons standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

What do you see when you look into a Moron's eyes?

The back of his head.

What do you do when a Moron throws a hand grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why does Moron always smile during lightning storms?

They think their picture is being taken.

Why does Moron have "TGIF" written on their shoes?

Toes Go In First.

How can you tell when Moron sends you a fax?

It has a stamp on it.

Why can't Moron dial 911?

They can not find the eleven on the phone.

How do you get Moron on the roof?

Tell him the drinks are on the house.

"Oh, look at the dead bird."

The Moron looked skyward and said "Where, Where?

What do smart Morons and UFOs have in common?

You always hear about them but you never see them.

Why does it take longer to build a Moron snowman opposed to a

regular one?

You have to hollow out the head.

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