OJR Posted December 28, 2004 Report Share Posted December 28, 2004 There's an Air Force guy driving from McChord to Ft Lewis, and an Army guy driving from Ft Lewis to McChord. In the middle of the night with no other cars on the road they hit each other head on and both cars go flying off in different directions. The Air Force guy manages to climb out of his car and surveys the damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I am really lucky to be alive!" Likewise the Army guy scrambles out of his car and looks at his wreckage. He too says to himself, "I can't believe I survived this wreck!" The Army guy walks over to the Air Force guy and says, "Hey man, I think this is a sign from God that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of archrivals" The Air Force guy thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're absolutely right! We should be friends. Now I'm gonna see what else survived this wreck" So the Air Force guy pops open his trunk and finds a full, unopened bottle of Jack Daniel's. He says to the Army guy, "I think this is another sign from God that we should toast to our new found understanding and friendship" The Army guy says, "You're **** right!" and he grabs the bottle and starts sucking down Jack Daniel's. After putting away nearly half the bottle the Army guy hands it back to the Air Force guy and says, "Your turn!" The Air Force guy twists the cap back on the bottle and says, "Nahh, I think I'll wait for the cops to show up." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichiganHuntr1 Posted December 28, 2004 Report Share Posted December 28, 2004 Re: Air Force & Army LMBO! Thats a good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archerjg Posted December 28, 2004 Report Share Posted December 28, 2004 Re: Air Force & Army That is funny. Archerjg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VermontHunter Posted December 28, 2004 Report Share Posted December 28, 2004 Re: Air Force & Army There is absolutely no way anyone in the Air Force could even romotely out smart someone in the ARMY... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogdoc Posted December 28, 2004 Report Share Posted December 28, 2004 Re: Air Force & Army Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted December 28, 2004 Report Share Posted December 28, 2004 Re: Air Force & Army LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
total disaster Posted December 28, 2004 Report Share Posted December 28, 2004 Re: Air Force & Army LOL thats great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJR Posted December 28, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 28, 2004 Re: Air Force & Army [ QUOTE ] There is absolutely no way anyone in the Air Force could even romotely out smart someone in the ARMY... [/ QUOTE ] That happens all the time!!!!! LMBO!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VermontHunter Posted December 28, 2004 Report Share Posted December 28, 2004 Re: Air Force & Army [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] There is absolutely no way anyone in the Air Force could even romotely out smart someone in the ARMY... [/ QUOTE ] That happens all the time!!!!! LMBO!!!!! [/ QUOTE ] Sure it does...LOL... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted December 29, 2004 Report Share Posted December 29, 2004 Re: Air Force & Army hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWSmith Posted December 29, 2004 Report Share Posted December 29, 2004 Re: Air Force & Army I love a good twisted sense of Humor. AIR FORCE....just remember who had the good sense to put their officers training school in the Mountains of Colorado....Ironically someone also thought it would be a great place to make Coor's Beer....and the Army OTC is where????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VermontHunter Posted December 29, 2004 Report Share Posted December 29, 2004 Re: Air Force & Army [ QUOTE ] I love a good twisted sense of Humor. AIR FORCE....just remember who had the good sense to put their officers training school in the Mountains of Colorado....Ironically someone also thought it would be a great place to make Coor's Beer....and the Army OTC is where????? [/ QUOTE ] As for training locations this is determined by the Dept. Of Defense. and as for OTC this facility is a JOKE..... , and for the beer I don't drink !!! LOL Be All You Can Be ... Go ARMY...LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James7xChamp3 Posted December 29, 2004 Report Share Posted December 29, 2004 Re: Air Force & Army That's funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dg Posted December 29, 2004 Report Share Posted December 29, 2004 Re: Air Force & Army [ QUOTE ] There is absolutely no way anyone in the Air Force could even romotely out smart someone in the ARMY... [/ QUOTE ] Evidently the bottle didn't have pictures so the Army guy could understand! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VermontHunter Posted December 29, 2004 Report Share Posted December 29, 2004 Re: Air Force & Army [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] There is absolutely no way anyone in the Air Force could even romotely out smart someone in the ARMY... [/ QUOTE ] Evidently the bottle didn't have pictures so the Army guy could understand! [/ QUOTE ] OUCH !! That hurt...LOL Evidentley they can I read your post... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dg Posted December 29, 2004 Report Share Posted December 29, 2004 Re: Air Force & Army [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] There is absolutely no way anyone in the Air Force could even romotely out smart someone in the ARMY... [/ QUOTE ] Evidently the bottle didn't have pictures so the Army guy could understand! [/ QUOTE ] OUCH !! That hurt...LOL Evidentley they can I read your post... [/ QUOTE ] Simple words for simple minds! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VermontHunter Posted December 29, 2004 Report Share Posted December 29, 2004 Re: Air Force & Army Hahahaha.....If I had a mind I would call it quits..LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dg Posted December 29, 2004 Report Share Posted December 29, 2004 Re: Air Force & Army [ QUOTE ] Hahahaha.....If I had a mind I would call it quits..LOL [/ QUOTE ] Okay! Let's shake on it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VermontHunter Posted December 29, 2004 Report Share Posted December 29, 2004 Re: Air Force & Army [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Hahahaha.....If I had a mind I would call it quits..LOL [/ QUOTE ] Okay! Let's shake on it! [/ QUOTE ] Done deal.... LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DJR Posted December 29, 2004 Report Share Posted December 29, 2004 Re: Air Force & Army must of been a REMF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VermontHunter Posted December 29, 2004 Report Share Posted December 29, 2004 Re: Air Force & Army Hahaha..LOL .. I wasn't going to go there.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dg Posted December 29, 2004 Report Share Posted December 29, 2004 Re: Air Force & Army No. Just an E-8 that will never direct anyone to do something I wouldn't. If you work for me, I'll take care of you. Sluff off? I'll screw you. You got a problem with that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dg Posted December 29, 2004 Report Share Posted December 29, 2004 Re: Air Force & Army [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] There is absolutely no way anyone in the Air Force could even romotely out smart someone in the ARMY... [/ QUOTE ] ...Unless there is booze involved. That's a funny one, I'll have to tell my brother who was misguided enough to join the Chair, er, Air Force. Jim USA '95 - '03. [/ QUOTE ] Is that why you got out? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
007hunter Posted December 29, 2004 Report Share Posted December 29, 2004 Re: Air Force & Army HAHAHA!! Thats great!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted December 29, 2004 Report Share Posted December 29, 2004 Re: Air Force & Army LMBO. Good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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