VermontHunter Posted July 24, 2007 Report Share Posted July 24, 2007 Don't let these guys rattle ya. The OTPG (Off The Porch Gang) is little more than a bunch of guys with big guns, trying to have some good clean fun (farce). There is nothing serious about this Gang of little men with big guns, accept for the fact they don't like cocoa (or at least, won't admit they do) Actually it stands for that expensive gizmo that the OTPG has to strap on their big guns, to get them those super long shots at poor unsuspecting game, so they can brag to all there friends about the long shot they made. It helps their ego, because they have such low self esteem. They usually shoot over the backs of anything close and personal, but we won't go there. I've never owned a scope, so I guess I'm anti-OTPG ..LOL These guys can't really hunt either, that's why they need the "Big" guns. They couldn't get close to an animal if they wanted to. This is all in fun by the way, for all you Newbies. So try not to take the OTPG too seriously. I just warmed up some milk by the way, and if anyone wants a nice hot cup of cocoa, we could go out on the porch and drink it. I have earmuffs out there to block the sounds of them OTPG guys shooting their big guns, at who knows what. Awww Man !! That hurts, I thought you were my friend ...:( My .44 Mag rifle doesn't make long range shots ,,, and I didn't think I had LOW esteem, and I use my BOW for close range hunting when I can figure out how to get close and learn how to hunt ... :p and I really HATE cocoa .. I hope you are going to use that warm milk in some good ol' coffee ... :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted July 24, 2007 Report Share Posted July 24, 2007 :D Now how did I know, you'd be the first one to respond...LMBO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VermontHunter Posted July 24, 2007 Report Share Posted July 24, 2007 :D Now how did I know, you'd be the first one to respond...LMBO Because you give me a complex ... and I usually fall for the bait ..:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJL Posted July 24, 2007 Report Share Posted July 24, 2007 We would all love to have the ability to kill a deer with a pocket knife.......... but some of us have to use big guns..... JJL7913 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 We would all love to have the ability to kill a deer with a pocket knife.......... but some of us have to use big guns..... JJL7913 if you could just sneak a little closer you wouldn't need all that gun:p:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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