TxAgJeepr Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 Heard this from a good friend this morning... Three doctors were out playing golf and as usual the conversation turned from golf to medicine then from medicine to how great a surgeon each of them were. The first doctor said that he operated on a man who cut off seven of his fingers in a tragic chain saw accident. After the doctor spent seven hours in surgery, each of the fingers was reattached and they functioned so well that seven months later, the man played a concert at Carnegie hall. The second doctor said that was nothing. He operated on a man who had both legs and one arm torn off in a major motorcycle accident. After spending 20 hours in surgery, and several months of recovery. The man ran in the New York City Marathon. The third doctor said that both of them were crazy. He said that he operated on a woman who was riding a horse when both were hit by a train. All that was left was blonde hair and the horse's rear. He said that after 15 minutes of surgery, the woman made a full recovery. The other two doctors looked at each other and decided the third was lying and was out of his mind. The third doctor says "Really, If you don't believe me watch tv. She's running for President" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8ptbuckpa Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 thats funny!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texan_Til_I_Die Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 Which part of the horse did you say was left? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HoppeMan Posted July 17, 2007 Report Share Posted July 17, 2007 LOL :D Funny Take care, Nathan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 right on target... lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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