SCOPERS Unite!


Jeramie

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The OTPG has ran Rampant long enough. As new elect leader of the Smart, Tactical, and cautiously accurate I call to assembly those who need not sling enough lead to sink an aircraft carrier.

I call those who love their small calibers (.243, .25-06, .270, .280, .308, .30-06) and feel no shame or need to be proven by a mere title, "Magnum." I call those who think Muzzle breaks are a waste of money, have un-jarred vision, and pledge eternal love of Cocoa.

I call those who tweak their setups, spend hours making holes touch on paper hundreds of yards away, and feel magnums are a form of compensation.

I call those who think Monkeys in Pink Shirts are in fact, monkeys in pink shirts regardless of the "Magnum" stamped on the side of their barrels.

If you fit that bill. If you know that an animal simply can not be "Killed Deader" by a magnum. If you know that anything over 1200ftlbs is energy enough.... We want you.

Its not a revolution, its a reckoning.

Sign up below and proudly state, "Real men can love Cocoa. Real men dont need shoulder pain, and real men are frightened by the thought of playing with monkeys in pink shirts."

Your Proud President.

Jeramie

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I'am tore between the two groups. I do not own a magnum gun other that my shotgun, but I can not stand cocoa:D

Again..... I'am the last kid picked for dodgeball:rolleyes:

They wont allow you in with that type of mag. It has to be a gun of their choice.... :rolleyes:

Just admit that drinking cocoa doesn't make you less of a man and you're in.... ;)

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