Tony Posted September 6, 2007 Report Share Posted September 6, 2007 yep i pulled a real bonehead play monday morning when i went squirrell hunting. i got my truck stuck. it was in a bad rut and i couldnt get it out. whatever about only having 2 wheel drive.. so i had to walk to the closest farmers house ( about a mile) and ask for his help. he said no problem and he drove me back to my truck..heres where it gets interseting. he said you know you look familiar? i said yea you pulled me out about 4 years ago from the same place. thats when he laid the good line on me. he said , " Are you just slow or what" ? i admitted to being a Moron and he said well lets not go that far. we both had a good laugh and he pulled me right out. i then greased his palm with 40 bucks and wouldnt take no for no giving him something for his trouble. as he pulled away he said if this becomes a regular habit with me he might quit farming and take up a towing buisness instead.. i must be a moron for sure. Shoot Strong Tony Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M00N Posted September 6, 2007 Report Share Posted September 6, 2007 Tony trust me we do the same thing at our one hunting spot. The one spot when it snows the hill is so steep with no traction that the drive down is easy, but the drive out is near impossible for even the best of trucks. We got stuck down there a couple times. One time it took us 8 hours of hard labor with a come-along to get out of the spot. Yet, every year we're right back down there again praying the drive up will be successful the first try, or within the first five I should say. All just for the sake of hunting. It's worth it though because we always know nobody else is going to come down and disturb us because they all too afraid of getting stuck. Guess you could call us moron's too or very dedicated hunters willing to sacrifice our vehicles for the hunt. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Finn Posted September 6, 2007 Report Share Posted September 6, 2007 LOL...sounds like you ran into a good ol guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdvantageTimberLou Posted September 6, 2007 Report Share Posted September 6, 2007 Sounds like a good hearted farmer and you made a new friend! Glad you out out Tony and admitting your a Moron is the first step to recovery! LOL!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MUDRUNNER Posted September 6, 2007 Report Share Posted September 6, 2007 LOL,that's a classic. I've been pulled out a time or two by farmers myself....just not by the same farmer in the same spot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griz Posted September 6, 2007 Report Share Posted September 6, 2007 LOL... Yep Tony, I have been there and done that before. Not a fun deal...That's for sure... Glad you were able to get help and get out... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted September 6, 2007 Report Share Posted September 6, 2007 LMAO--That's a good story Tony. Maybe you can give him our prizes when we win the squirrel contest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted September 6, 2007 Report Share Posted September 6, 2007 Lol! That is hilarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted September 6, 2007 Report Share Posted September 6, 2007 Pretty funny story there Tony. Good to hear the farmer was able to help you out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutchies Posted September 6, 2007 Report Share Posted September 6, 2007 LOL................That is too funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhino Posted September 6, 2007 Report Share Posted September 6, 2007 LMBO Tony. Hope you got his phone number this time. That would save you the 1 mile walk next time...moron. :D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toddyboman Posted September 6, 2007 Report Share Posted September 6, 2007 LOL!! :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted September 6, 2007 Report Share Posted September 6, 2007 LMBO Tony. Hope you got his phone number this time. That would save you the 1 mile walk next time...moron. :D:D Now there's a quick thinking Moron Just keep having fun Tony. Getting stuck is what makes us Great Morons, and not just them ordinary Joes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhino Posted September 6, 2007 Report Share Posted September 6, 2007 Now there's a quick thinking Moron Thang ya...fellow moron. BTW...if it makes you feel any better Tony I also had a moronic moment this past weekend. I'll make it quick. I was checking ATV roads with OJ (my 1993 white Bronco) while my buddy gave me some relief bushhogging. Backing out of a trail OJ died. After that it would turn over with the starter but wouldn't crank up. After checking underneath for loose wires and checking fuses (useless without my reading glasses) I made the 3/4 walk to my buddy on the tractor. He makes a phone call on his cell phone and more help arrives. We tow it the 4 miles out of the woods and back to the camp and go back to bushhogging and clearing roads. Tuesday we call a wrecker to pick up OJ and he gets towed 50 miles back to town to get worked on. Now the kicker...the problem was a blown fuse. That was all it was. Where were my reading glasses? Oh back at camp where we towed it so it would be easy for the wrecker to pick it up. Never thought of checking the fuses back there using something I could see with. Hummm....what a moron eh? You have company. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad6639 Posted September 6, 2007 Report Share Posted September 6, 2007 Dont feel too bad Tony, I have a Polaris 325 magnum 2x4 and just about as soon as I get unstuck, Im so happy to be moving again and ussually get stuck worse 5 minutes later doing the same thing that got me stuck the first time!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerClay Posted September 6, 2007 Report Share Posted September 6, 2007 Thanks for the good chuckle! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texastrophies Posted September 7, 2007 Report Share Posted September 7, 2007 At a time like this you should always get pictures to share with the rest of us, so we can really understand the true depth of your moronic state. :D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted September 7, 2007 Report Share Posted September 7, 2007 good story, tony. and we've all been stuck before... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ultratec1 Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 Hang on just a minute here!!!!!! Where was my $40 for pushing you 60 yrds in over a foot of snow in the FREEZING cold temps, just after a blizzard came through????????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Posted September 12, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 that was just Archers helping Archers stuff. its all good. remember when i drove from Louisville kentucky to Davenport Iowa when your stomach virus was flaring up ? see just Archers helping Archers. plus 40 bucks to you is like pulling lint out of your pocket after doing laundry. hope you have a good bow season Ultratec1. Shoot Strong Tony Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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