waterfowler_gal Posted January 3, 2005 Report Share Posted January 3, 2005 What the H-E double hockey stick do you do when you got to go to the bathroom and your morning coffee kicks in and you have about 4 layers of clothing on.... That is my only complaint as a woman hunter.... I almost fell over last time trying to attempt it and while I was trying a nice flock of mallards were flying in the decoys... GO FIGURE! So everyone laughed at me and told me I should go to the bathroom more often.. It brings the ducks in.... Grrrr..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billygoat Posted January 3, 2005 Report Share Posted January 3, 2005 Re: When you got to go...YOU GOT TO GO! One solution could be a "catheter"... might be drastic measures though (lol). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanH Posted January 3, 2005 Report Share Posted January 3, 2005 Re: When you got to go...YOU GOT TO GO! It happens and it sucks! But sure is funny when you think about it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waterfowler_gal Posted January 3, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 3, 2005 Re: When you got to go...YOU GOT TO GO! Yeah this past season I cut down on my coffee intake... way down........... But it the one thing I can't stand about being a woman hunter... but I do laugh when I think about it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VermontHunter Posted January 3, 2005 Report Share Posted January 3, 2005 Re: When you got to go...YOU GOT TO GO! Good thing there's no trail cams around.....LOL.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Xen Posted January 3, 2005 Report Share Posted January 3, 2005 Re: When you got to go...YOU GOT TO GO! hmm, not sure i follow... i got hung up trying to figure out the H-E double hockey stick thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuntingInMaine Posted January 3, 2005 Report Share Posted January 3, 2005 Re: When you got to go...YOU GOT TO GO! I don't think the guys understand how much harder it is for a woman to go outside! I simply try to wait, limit the coffee in the morning and wait until we break for lunch....there has been too many close calls in the woods for me to relieve the bladder out there anymore. I swear I won't see another hunter until the moment I decide it is "safe" to go! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest outdoorgirl Posted January 3, 2005 Report Share Posted January 3, 2005 Re: When you got to go...YOU GOT TO GO! yes being a female hunter and having to go kind of stinks....talk about being paranoid....it seems that you have to look all around for 5 minutes making sure nobody is around....lol.....then when your pants are down your hurrying up so you don't get caught.....what can i say....you guys have it easy !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chicks_hunt_to Posted January 3, 2005 Report Share Posted January 3, 2005 Re: When you got to go...YOU GOT TO GO! [ QUOTE ] hmm, not sure i follow... i got hung up trying to figure out the H-E double hockey stick thing [/ QUOTE ] well the H-E and double meaning 2 and hockey sticks meaning they are L shaped u put it together but ya i does suck that is one reason guys can hunt all day and use mother nature for a bathroom and we have to go find an out house lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VermontHunter Posted January 3, 2005 Report Share Posted January 3, 2005 Re: When you got to go...YOU GOT TO GO! Yep..nice to be 15ft. in the air and unzip and let it fly.....hehehehe... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted January 4, 2005 Report Share Posted January 4, 2005 Re: When you got to go...YOU GOT TO GO! I sympathize with all you ladies ...really No punns from me on this subject. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VermontHunter Posted January 4, 2005 Report Share Posted January 4, 2005 Re: When you got to go...YOU GOT TO GO! [ QUOTE ] I sympathize with all you ladies ...really No punns from me on this subject. [/ QUOTE ] WOW..is this really you buckee or is this billygoat or Ryan impersonating buckee ??? Hmmmm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billygoat Posted January 5, 2005 Report Share Posted January 5, 2005 Re: When you got to go...YOU GOT TO GO! Hey Luke!!! Crawl back up in your stand and "spray" for a while (lol) How's the deer activity after you do that, anyways? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VermontHunter Posted January 5, 2005 Report Share Posted January 5, 2005 Re: When you got to go...YOU GOT TO GO! [ QUOTE ] Hey Luke!!! Crawl back up in your stand and "spray" for a while (lol) How's the deer activity after you do that, anyways? [/ QUOTE ] I filled all my tags you mutt...now go away and mess in someone elses backyard...LOL... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billygoat Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 Re: When you got to go...YOU GOT TO GO! [ QUOTE ] I filled all my tags you mutt...now go away and mess in someone elses backyard...LOL... [/ QUOTE ] I'm not a mutt!!!! I'm a hybrid Oh yeah... clean your shoes off before you go in the house or the wife will whip you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chicks_hunt_to Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 Re: When you got to go...YOU GOT TO GO! ya its not fair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimT Posted January 7, 2005 Report Share Posted January 7, 2005 Re: When you got to go...YOU GOT TO GO! lol.. I am glad I am a man. All you could do I guess is take off all of your clothes on just one leg, squat, do the deal, and get dressed again. Don't forget to wipe. lol...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted January 7, 2005 Report Share Posted January 7, 2005 Re: When you got to go...YOU GOT TO GO! LMAO @ Jim!!! yup ya definetly gotta love bein a guy!! its funny in a high tree stand, by the time you're done its just startin to hit the ground!! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IowaDeerHunter Posted January 8, 2005 Report Share Posted January 8, 2005 Re: When you got to go...YOU GOT TO GO! [ QUOTE ] Yep..nice to be 15ft. in the air and unzip and let it fly.....hehehehe... [/ QUOTE ] LMBO. Still it is hard for us to if we have to go......well if we really have to go. You get my point. BUt one time I was walking in in the dark, no moonI might add, and I was a little sick and you know what that does to you. So I had to go. It is freezing cold out to, so I have a lot of close including coveralls. And my flashlight dies on me. I was mad, and it sucked. But I would say ladies still prob. have it worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuntingInMaine Posted January 8, 2005 Report Share Posted January 8, 2005 Re: When you got to go...YOU GOT TO GO! [ QUOTE ] lol.. I am glad I am a man. All you could do I guess is take off all of your clothes on just one leg, squat, do the deal, and get dressed again. Don't forget to wipe. lol...... [/ QUOTE ] No, no, no, no Jim....we are much more talented than that! Just pull it all down and keep it out of the way, no need to take everything off one leg! It is hard enough to quickly pull all the layers up when you think you hear someone/thing coming....I can just see me trying to get everything back on if I take one leg out....would be terribly embarassing to be caught with one boot off and clothes on just one leg! LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mainebuck Posted January 9, 2005 Report Share Posted January 9, 2005 Re: When you got to go...YOU GOT TO GO! takin a leak ain't bad, but last night's mexican knocking on the back door is equally bad for guys and girls in the woods. I used to have this problem quite a bit when I was a kid and just getting started hunting. nowadays I get up a little extra early the morning before the hunt and make sure I take care of business before I leave the house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted January 10, 2005 Report Share Posted January 10, 2005 Re: When you got to go...YOU GOT TO GO! And of course we all know these things can happen at the most awkward moments too..LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palssonater Posted January 10, 2005 Report Share Posted January 10, 2005 Re: When you got to go...YOU GOT TO GO! Ain't that always the way? Not seeing anything...first pee or smoke or cup of coffee and wooooshhh. Mallards just about take you touque/hat off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VermontHunter Posted January 10, 2005 Report Share Posted January 10, 2005 Re: When you got to go...YOU GOT TO GO! Leave it to buckee to come right to the blunt facts of the matter.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chicks_hunt_to Posted January 12, 2005 Report Share Posted January 12, 2005 Re: When you got to go...YOU GOT TO GO! oooh that is halarias lmao lol oh my side hurts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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