Ravin R10 man Posted January 4, 2005 Report Share Posted January 4, 2005 It all started with four guys from Iowa. They stopped by to ask about hunting in this area, as they had purchased land nearby. I told them that we are managing for trophy quality and told them we dont shoot anything under 8 pts and wider than its ears. But you guys know all about that being from Iowa right?? Sure they replied we'll get along fine then. Hey, wanna see some of my mounts I asked?? Ya sure they said, well, come on in then. Ok they look and said hey....not bad with raised eyebrows and agreed we got some good quality genetics to boot!! (My latest bowkill was up there on the wall too, for those who have seen it, and they all had doubled in size from reality!!) Well, I got to get goin guys I got to get to work, so they left and so did I. I get home from work and walk in the house..... MY MOUNTS ARE ALL GONE!!!! The wife was home all day, this cant be!!! Replacing them are some of the smaller sheds I found, mounted on deer heads, apparently to keep me from noticing the big ones are missing!! I ask my wife what in the ------ happened to my mounts???? All I get is am embarrassed smirk and she says" I dont know"...... OH BOY!!!!WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Im boilin now!!! I relentlessly keep trying to pry out of her what has gone on, with no luck!!! One of my brothers are outside in his truck, so I go ask him whats going on...he seems to know too, but wont talk!!! He just slowly pulls away like "I dont want to get involved"....see ya!... I go back into the house and Im steamin!!! I dont swear, but now Im spewing flames with every word!!! Finally Kim says...its on this tape what happened..watch it. So i slam it into the vcr and a bunch of useless movie garbage is playing and it never really gets to what Im suppose to see....I dont have time to for this s---!!! I really blow up now!!!!She goes...those guy's from Iowa just wanted to borrow them..... OH YA, RIGHT!!! I say. They will sell the racks and bring em back with fake ones!!!! I just jump up and grab her and say thats it your - - - is outta here!!!! Im done with this Bull----!!!!....GD ammitt!!! With that I grab her to throw her out the door!!!! Right at that time I awake to hear myself saying those words aloud!!!! (its 2:30 am), I realize Ive been dreaming and can tell Im being stared at by you know who!! I look over at her and she says..."WHO are you swearing at???? with eyes open very wide, and a bewildered look on her face. Well, Im still HOT, and jump out of bed, grab my robe, and head for the living room saying " THEY HAD BETTER BE THERE!!!!! I come back to bed and then I know it was just a very bad dream!!! I tell her about it and.......SHE LAUGHS!!!! rolls over and goes back to sleep!!!! GEESH!!! she dont know how close to gone she was!!! Im so worked up I cant get back to sleep!! Im laying there thinking...that was just TOO REAL!!!! And I aint NEVER lettin anybody from Iowa in my house EVER!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichiganHuntr1 Posted January 4, 2005 Report Share Posted January 4, 2005 Re: Nightmare AFTER Christmas!!! Man, you had me gettin mad at the guys as well. Thank god it was a dream. That would suck to ever happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhino Posted January 4, 2005 Report Share Posted January 4, 2005 Re: Nightmare AFTER Christmas!!! Oneida did you by chance have hasenpfeffer for supper? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogdoc Posted January 4, 2005 Report Share Posted January 4, 2005 Re: Nightmare AFTER Christmas!!! dude--you need some prozac! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted January 4, 2005 Report Share Posted January 4, 2005 Re: Nightmare AFTER Christmas!!! Thanks for raising my blood pressure to new heights--dork. Geesh, had me going. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted January 4, 2005 Report Share Posted January 4, 2005 Re: Nightmare AFTER Christmas!!! wow, that would have sucked if that really happened!!! i bet your wife thought you were crazy when she woke up to you swearing LMAO!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted January 4, 2005 Report Share Posted January 4, 2005 Re: Nightmare AFTER Christmas!!! WOW...That was some dream. I'm not sure what would be scarier....having someone steal my mounts or losing my cool and kicking my wife out of the house. If I woke up after a dream like that, and told my wife in all honesty what I dreamt, I'm be sleeping in the doghouse just for dreaming it. You is one lucky fella If I were you, I'd lock up the guns and knives and definately take a pill tonight...LOL On another note...I sure am glad I'm not from Iowa, just in case I ever get a chance to meet you someday. Don't want any bad vibes going down....LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimT Posted January 4, 2005 Report Share Posted January 4, 2005 Re: Nightmare AFTER Christmas!!! LMAO...I hate nightmares..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitetailkiller Posted January 4, 2005 Report Share Posted January 4, 2005 Re: Nightmare AFTER Christmas!!! had me going till the end!!!!!!!!! i was getting pizzed off at those iowa dudes!!!!! glad to hear it was only a dream..... i've woken up sweating bullets from similar dreams but my stands and blinds got stollen!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Posted January 4, 2005 Report Share Posted January 4, 2005 Re: Nightmare AFTER Christmas!!! I think horst has some explaining to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addct2hntng Posted January 5, 2005 Report Share Posted January 5, 2005 Re: Nightmare AFTER Christmas!!! LMAO nightmares suck !!!! I 've had a few bad ones about deer and my hunting stuff . the worst one was when I was shooting at the range and when I came back from getting my arrows my bow was gone I got all worked up and then woke up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest outdoorgirl Posted January 5, 2005 Report Share Posted January 5, 2005 Re: Nightmare AFTER Christmas!!! we all know now that if it came down to choosing your wife or the mounts.....the mounts will still be hanging on the wall....lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWSmith Posted January 5, 2005 Report Share Posted January 5, 2005 Re: Nightmare AFTER Christmas!!! [ QUOTE ] dude--you need some prozac! [/ QUOTE ] Hey Dog Dude...That was Prozac I've had a few elbows to the ribs in the middle of the night asking "Who the heck's so and so"...but nothing as bad as what you went through On another note....I cant explain why I saw all those mounts on E-Bay either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archerjg Posted January 5, 2005 Report Share Posted January 5, 2005 Re: Nightmare AFTER Christmas!!! That sounds like a very bad nightmare. Archerjg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravin R10 man Posted January 5, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2005 Re: Nightmare AFTER Christmas!!! No kidding guys....I woke up goin full throttle and a couple gallons short of a full radiator!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DJR Posted January 5, 2005 Report Share Posted January 5, 2005 Re: Nightmare AFTER Christmas!!! Hide the keys to the guns!!!!!, my pops used to get those nightmares and hes a cop, my mom woke up one time and she was in a choke hold!!!! STRESS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravin R10 man Posted January 5, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2005 Re: Nightmare AFTER Christmas!!! [ QUOTE ] Oneida did you by chance have hasenpfeffer for supper? [/ QUOTE ] Heck no....I just had rabbitt thats all! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billygoat Posted January 5, 2005 Report Share Posted January 5, 2005 Re: Nightmare AFTER Christmas!!! Oh boy Martin! Nothing worse getting caught "kicking the wife out of the house" in your dreams... you know, they say your subconcious is directly reflected in your sleep??????? (Just kiddin') Sad thing is... you had me going! Glad it was just a dream. Say, BTW... I got some cousins from Iowa looking for some lease land... know of any? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c_lou Posted January 5, 2005 Report Share Posted January 5, 2005 Re: Nightmare AFTER Christmas!!! I think the real nightmare here is he let guys from Iowa in his house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MUDRUNNER Posted January 5, 2005 Report Share Posted January 5, 2005 Re: Nightmare AFTER Christmas!!! YIKES!WHAT A CRUMMY THING TO DREAM ABOUT.I ALMOST COULDN'T BELEIVE WHAT I WAS READING UNTIL I GOT TO THE DREAM PART. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkeygirl Posted January 5, 2005 Report Share Posted January 5, 2005 Re: Nightmare AFTER Christmas!!! ROFLMBO! Wooo that is a riot! Your poor wife! (ok poor you also,lol) I had a dream that was very real the other day and when I woke up I wasl ike "Was I dreaming or was that real?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
horst Posted January 5, 2005 Report Share Posted January 5, 2005 Re: Nightmare AFTER Christmas!!! Oh man, guesse this means I aint gonna get invited out for a deer hunt huh?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronS Posted January 5, 2005 Report Share Posted January 5, 2005 Re: Nightmare AFTER Christmas!!! LMBO! After watching Drury's Biologic Challenge and seeing Team Wisconsin vs. Team Iowa, I thought it was all a friendly rivalry. Now I see it's more like the Hatfields and McCoys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerClay Posted January 5, 2005 Report Share Posted January 5, 2005 Re: Nightmare AFTER Christmas!!! The funny part is that if had strangled your wife in your sleep the police probably would have let you off for justifiable homiside Ranger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted January 5, 2005 Report Share Posted January 5, 2005 Re: Nightmare AFTER Christmas!!! [ QUOTE ] dude--you need some prozac! [/ QUOTE ] LOL. Yeah Martin, had me going pretty good too buddy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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