Gripe of the week


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Orlan, sounds like you and Mike should get your own "place".

Did I just type that????:eek::eek::eek::D:D:D

Dear Lord please forgive me and bless all the starving pygmies in New Guinea;)

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I'm sure many of you have been privy to the morning "hurry up and get ready" mess. Makeup, curling iron, hair dryer, scrunchy thingy's, and various other female products that when you speak up and say "clean up woman!" she says "FINE, i'll just look like a slob all the time." It's not the paraphernalia laying around that bothers me, its the byproducts of it. Hair, hair spray residue, toothpaste in the sink, etc. Since all is fair in love and war, I leave pubes on the toilet seat intentionally and maybe throw a pair of underwear on the floor next to her side of the bed.:D

Ultimately though, there is no such thing as a perfect woman or a perfect man. Love them for what they mean to you, not the mess they make. One day, you will miss that mess when they are gone. Make it fun peeps. If they left empty containers in the cabinet, put it where they have to do something about it. An empty package of OREO's might be uncomfortable to sleep on should they find it in their pillowcase.

My grandmother still talks about the little idiosycrisies(sp) of my late grandfather and he died 10 years ago. She always says it with a smile, though it may not have been funny at the time.

There is no need for us to move to separate planets either. That sort of defeats the purpose.

Carry on.

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