OJR Posted November 11, 2007 Report Share Posted November 11, 2007 DIVORCE VS. MURDER A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!" The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BowJoe Posted November 11, 2007 Report Share Posted November 11, 2007 ROFLMAO!!! That's funny as all get out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted November 11, 2007 Report Share Posted November 11, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawn Posted November 11, 2007 Report Share Posted November 11, 2007 lol thats a good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Posted November 11, 2007 Report Share Posted November 11, 2007 :eek::D:D Good one Orlan!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CampRAGS Posted November 12, 2007 Report Share Posted November 12, 2007 have seen that many of times and always enjoyed it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archerjg Posted November 12, 2007 Report Share Posted November 12, 2007 That's pretty good. Archerjg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted November 12, 2007 Report Share Posted November 12, 2007 very nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrswtnhunt Posted November 12, 2007 Report Share Posted November 12, 2007 :D OMG, good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razortec_hunter Posted November 12, 2007 Report Share Posted November 12, 2007 :d :d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted November 13, 2007 Report Share Posted November 13, 2007 LMBO, good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deb Posted November 13, 2007 Report Share Posted November 13, 2007 LOL, that's good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huntn4bucks Posted November 13, 2007 Report Share Posted November 13, 2007 :D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted November 13, 2007 Report Share Posted November 13, 2007 Always a classic. LMBO:D:D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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