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Well, my buddies still laugh at me for this one, but one day I was out goose and duck hunting. There was snow on the ground and I was trying to hop over this rather full ditch that ran from the barn, about 800 yrds away, down through the field into another drainage stream.

I backed up a few steps, and made the leap. When I hit the other bank, I was high and dry, but I slowly started sliding backwards into the ditch. I tried to recover, but all I could do was hold my shotgun, above my head to save it, and fell slowly sideways into the murky water. I didn't realize until I pulled myself out, that the ditch was full of liquid manure from the barn. The whole one side of me, face and all, was covered with the stinky substance.

I continued hunting :D

There, are you happy now :D

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that is a good one Buckee!

I don't really have a funny hunting story that I can remember right now. I do have a few on my late Grandpa, he lost a flashlight in the dark, that was turned ON at the time, or when he shot the same arrow at the same deer a few times, or when he come home telling he had shot this nice big racked buck, we found a little tight racked 4 or 6 pointer I can't remember which now.

My Dad also waded a river in the middle of the winter to find a rock (he thought it was his dead deer laying in the river)

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my buddy & i were out goose hunting, but saw nothing. about 2pm, my buddy promised the wives that he'd pick them up from the mall. as he got up to leave, i told him to take his shotgun, as one never knows...

well, he didn't. as he got about 500 yards from the blind, a flock of a few dozen geese flew 20 yards over his head, set their wings, and came into our decoys. i limited out before his eyes, and yelled "never mind, i'll go get the girls". rt rules prevent me from telling you his response. lol

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