Indians sign hot dog eating champion


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Apparently the Cleveland Indians front office is unhappy with the product they have been putting on the field for the last couple of years......well who are we kidding........for the last 80 or so years.

So, they have decided to sign former hot dog eating champion Masahide Kobayashi to a eye popping $6.25 million dollar deal.

It is unclear exactly what Kobayashi will contribute to the team, although sources say it's likely Kobayashi and CC Sabathia will have nightly hot dog eating contests near the 2nd base area during the 7th inning stretch of home games.

Sources also say they like Sabathia's chances.

Further details can be found at espn.com.

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In a related story, even though the hot dog champ has no prior baseball experience, he's still better than any reliever on the Pirates major league staff.

Anyway, this is a typical Dolan contract. While the other owners are shelling out 18 million dollar deals, we throw 3 mil at a washed up Japanese pitcher.:rolleyes:

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