OJR Posted December 11, 2007 Report Share Posted December 11, 2007 It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. deter mined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate 44. compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 45. give her compliments regularly 46. love shopping 47. be honest 48. be very rich 49. not stress her out 50. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 54. Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Show up when ordered 2. Bring food ...and people wonder why men and women are so different. :D:rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cinch314 Posted December 11, 2007 Report Share Posted December 11, 2007 HAHAHA Very funny!!!!! That is just wrong there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craig mack Posted December 11, 2007 Report Share Posted December 11, 2007 So true Orlan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted December 11, 2007 Report Share Posted December 11, 2007 Hmmm, never thought about it like that, but that's about right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted December 11, 2007 Report Share Posted December 11, 2007 Get rid of numbers 4, 5, 14, 15, 48 and 51 and that list is pretty accurate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toddyboman Posted December 11, 2007 Report Share Posted December 11, 2007 boy you hit the nail on the head with that one :D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cinch314 Posted December 11, 2007 Report Share Posted December 11, 2007 Yea I kinda thought that list sounded like it came from Arkansas at first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest AllArmyoutdoorsSD Posted December 11, 2007 Report Share Posted December 11, 2007 OHHH that's what I have been doing wrong!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted December 11, 2007 Report Share Posted December 11, 2007 Those sure do seem about right Orlan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowtech_archer07 Posted December 11, 2007 Report Share Posted December 11, 2007 I think i've only accomplished about 10 of those 50+ things... that must be what i'm doing wrong!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southerngirl Posted December 11, 2007 Report Share Posted December 11, 2007 Get rid of numbers 4, 5, 14, 15, 48 and 51 and that list is pretty accurate. yep, take those out and you got it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJR Posted December 11, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 11, 2007 ???????? yep, take those out and you got it Copycat!! LOL!!!!:D I have done all of the things on that list +++++++++ and it still doesn't work!!:rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutchies Posted December 11, 2007 Report Share Posted December 11, 2007 How to make a woman happy.................??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? By Hutchies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southerngirl Posted December 11, 2007 Report Share Posted December 11, 2007 Copycat!! LOL!!!!:D I have done all of the things on that list +++++++++ and it still doesn't work!!:rolleyes: then you ain't got the right woman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cinch314 Posted December 11, 2007 Report Share Posted December 11, 2007 Southerngirl, it doesnt matter, they think WE are complicated, the only thing that complicates us is the guys overthinking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrswtnhunt Posted December 11, 2007 Report Share Posted December 11, 2007 Those sure do seem about right Orlan. Careful darling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerClay Posted December 11, 2007 Report Share Posted December 11, 2007 Careful darling. Williams in the dog house!!! :D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southerngirl Posted December 11, 2007 Report Share Posted December 11, 2007 Southerngirl, it doesnt matter, they think WE are complicated, the only thing that complicates us is the guys overthinking. nah, I'm complicated but I'll admit to it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cinch314 Posted December 11, 2007 Report Share Posted December 11, 2007 Im not complicated, I just have issues, especially when all the voices in my head start talking at once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southerngirl Posted December 11, 2007 Report Share Posted December 11, 2007 especially when all the voices in my head start talking at once. no kidding! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kid Posted December 11, 2007 Report Share Posted December 11, 2007 #52 is so true for me.haha very fnny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griz Posted December 11, 2007 Report Share Posted December 11, 2007 LOL... Good ones... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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