Here's your sign moments


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Name a couple of stupid things that you have done that afterwards you were like duh here's your sign.

1. I opened a box of shelled noodles and cheese. Had to use a can opener to open the can of cheese. (Yes it was the cheap kind college special) Anyways, after I got all the cheese out of the can, I looked at the lid and decided to taste it. I thought my mouth was big enough so I put the can lid in my mouth and pulled it out. Yep you guessed it, I cut both sides of my mouth at the creases. Here's you sign.

2. I was up on a ladder installing a camera. I didnt have any of the tools I needed except a screwdriver. There was a piece of wrapped metal on the power wire that I needed to get off. Without thinking, I put it in between my teeth and pulled it off, giving myself a jolt. The guard was a laughing so hard that he could hardly hold the ladder when the look crossed my face over the jolt that I just had gotten. Yep here's your sign. (BTW I knew the voltage running to the camera wasnt that high, I had checked it earlier.)

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One time my uncle and i went to a restaraunt that had a hot sauce called DA hot sauce. Well i of course got very curious. I undid the top and smelled of it, smelled it was very strong and decided i wouldnt be a da and use da hot sauce:D. Well not long after i felt my eye burning terribly, then ended up getting it in my other eye. I sat at that table for 10-15 minutes rubbing my eyes and half crying:o. Of course my uncle said, "See da you shouldnt have messed with it".

For anyone who missed what happened, i guess i got some on my hand and then rubbed my eye. You're talking about the worst pain imaginable

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I was trying to plug in a lamp in the pitch dark basement. Felt around, found the socket. Keeping my finger there, I grabbed the lamp cord by the blades, to more easily guide them in...Ouch.

Changing a light switch, I forgot to turn off the breaker. I take the wire strippers, go to strip off a little wire...Ouch.

I grew fresh Jalapino peppers in the garden one year. I plucked them all off, cut up a whole pile to make Salsa. Let me just say always wash your hands BEFORE and after going to the bathroom...Ouch.

Sunglasses, as per above.

Went hunting one year for black powder. Saw a nice fat doe, lined up the sights, squeezed off my shot. It pops like a cap gun. Turns out I forgot to load it that morning...

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off-topic but....

Dad bet me $50 I couldn't eat a whole habanero pepper a few years ago, I won that one ;)

this summer we had pepper planted in the garden and a friend was there picking green beans and dad told here to try this pepper (holding out a hungarian hot wax)

She said 'I know you Burton, that's a hot pepper'

I said 'no it ain't it's a sweet banana, there good'

She said 'OK, you take a bite first'

So I did and handed her the rest of the pepper

she stares me down, makes sure I swallow it and all

She takes a big ol bite and starts screaming at me and Daddy.

I can't say what she said but me and Dad took of running cause she was tissed.............

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off-topic but....

Dad bet me $50 I couldn't eat a whole habanero pepper a few years ago, I won that one ;)

this summer we had pepper planted in the garden and a friend was there picking green beans and dad told here to try this pepper (holding out a hungarian hot wax)

She said 'I know you Burton, that's a hot pepper'

I said 'no it ain't it's a sweet banana, there good'

She said 'OK, you take a bite first'

So I did and handed her the rest of the pepper

she stares me down, makes sure I swallow it and all

She takes a big ol bite and starts screaming at me and Daddy.

I can't say what she said but me and Dad took of running cause she was tissed.............

She wasn't very bright. Did she ever catch up with you and snatch you bald???? LOL:D

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I was pumping gas after a hunt standing there in full camo. Some fella walsk past me and says "been hunting?". I said "Nope. Big game of hide and seek. Here's your sign". I hope old Engvall didn't beat to that one.

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