cinch314 Posted December 11, 2007 Report Share Posted December 11, 2007 Name a couple of stupid things that you have done that afterwards you were like duh here's your sign. 1. I opened a box of shelled noodles and cheese. Had to use a can opener to open the can of cheese. (Yes it was the cheap kind college special) Anyways, after I got all the cheese out of the can, I looked at the lid and decided to taste it. I thought my mouth was big enough so I put the can lid in my mouth and pulled it out. Yep you guessed it, I cut both sides of my mouth at the creases. Here's you sign. 2. I was up on a ladder installing a camera. I didnt have any of the tools I needed except a screwdriver. There was a piece of wrapped metal on the power wire that I needed to get off. Without thinking, I put it in between my teeth and pulled it off, giving myself a jolt. The guard was a laughing so hard that he could hardly hold the ladder when the look crossed my face over the jolt that I just had gotten. Yep here's your sign. (BTW I knew the voltage running to the camera wasnt that high, I had checked it earlier.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okiedog Posted December 11, 2007 Report Share Posted December 11, 2007 Name??? Heck I'll show ya a picture! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cinch314 Posted December 11, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 11, 2007 lol put it in photolava so I can see it please!>!>!>!> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhine16 Posted December 11, 2007 Report Share Posted December 11, 2007 One time my uncle and i went to a restaraunt that had a hot sauce called DA hot sauce. Well i of course got very curious. I undid the top and smelled of it, smelled it was very strong and decided i wouldnt be a da and use da hot sauce:D. Well not long after i felt my eye burning terribly, then ended up getting it in my other eye. I sat at that table for 10-15 minutes rubbing my eyes and half crying:o. Of course my uncle said, "See da you shouldnt have messed with it". For anyone who missed what happened, i guess i got some on my hand and then rubbed my eye. You're talking about the worst pain imaginable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowtech_archer07 Posted December 11, 2007 Report Share Posted December 11, 2007 Okie.. I'm scared to even ask LOL 1. I was helping my dad install a breaker box in our shop and there was a screw down in the bottom of the box.. so, being the helpful person I am, I reached inside and the second I touched it, got a little shock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutchies Posted December 11, 2007 Report Share Posted December 11, 2007 I'll never forget that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Posted December 11, 2007 Report Share Posted December 11, 2007 Can't say as I've ever had one of those moments!! :D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michiganbowhunter_SQ2 Posted December 11, 2007 Report Share Posted December 11, 2007 I think everyone has at least asked "Where are you at?" to someone on the phone...then realized they called that person on thier home phone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cinch314 Posted December 11, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 11, 2007 Yep guilty as heck on that one. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest adrenaline_junky Posted December 11, 2007 Report Share Posted December 11, 2007 I don't know i've always like the one where i'm at work and someone will call and say "What are you doing?" UH, duh im working thanks for asking. LOL:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unioncountyslayer Posted December 11, 2007 Report Share Posted December 11, 2007 One day after working nearly 12 hours in the hot sun, I was confused as to where my sunglasses were. I was getting pretty upset and asked one of my amigos if he had seen them. He said, "you mean the ones on your face boss?" Here's my sign... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southerngirl Posted December 11, 2007 Report Share Posted December 11, 2007 I don't know i've always like the one where i'm at work and someone will call and say "What are you doing?" UH, duh im working thanks for asking. LOL:D do you do the same thing everyday? I ask my friends, but they are always doing something different Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dubie Posted December 11, 2007 Report Share Posted December 11, 2007 I was trying to plug in a lamp in the pitch dark basement. Felt around, found the socket. Keeping my finger there, I grabbed the lamp cord by the blades, to more easily guide them in...Ouch. Changing a light switch, I forgot to turn off the breaker. I take the wire strippers, go to strip off a little wire...Ouch. I grew fresh Jalapino peppers in the garden one year. I plucked them all off, cut up a whole pile to make Salsa. Let me just say always wash your hands BEFORE and after going to the bathroom...Ouch. Sunglasses, as per above. Went hunting one year for black powder. Saw a nice fat doe, lined up the sights, squeezed off my shot. It pops like a cap gun. Turns out I forgot to load it that morning... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southerngirl Posted December 11, 2007 Report Share Posted December 11, 2007 a friend of mine forgot he had already loaded his muzzleloader and loaded it agan, it sit him on his butt when he pulled the trigger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cinch314 Posted December 11, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 11, 2007 hahaha ok them last two were funny right there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowtech_archer07 Posted December 11, 2007 Report Share Posted December 11, 2007 I've done the sunglass one, only I couldn't find them and they were on top of my head I've also got dared to lick a jalapeno or bell pepper, don't really remember which one, then took a drink of soda afterwards... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southerngirl Posted December 11, 2007 Report Share Posted December 11, 2007 off-topic but.... Dad bet me $50 I couldn't eat a whole habanero pepper a few years ago, I won that one this summer we had pepper planted in the garden and a friend was there picking green beans and dad told here to try this pepper (holding out a hungarian hot wax) She said 'I know you Burton, that's a hot pepper' I said 'no it ain't it's a sweet banana, there good' She said 'OK, you take a bite first' So I did and handed her the rest of the pepper she stares me down, makes sure I swallow it and all She takes a big ol bite and starts screaming at me and Daddy. I can't say what she said but me and Dad took of running cause she was tissed............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted December 11, 2007 Report Share Posted December 11, 2007 off-topic but.... Dad bet me $50 I couldn't eat a whole habanero pepper a few years ago, I won that one this summer we had pepper planted in the garden and a friend was there picking green beans and dad told here to try this pepper (holding out a hungarian hot wax) She said 'I know you Burton, that's a hot pepper' I said 'no it ain't it's a sweet banana, there good' She said 'OK, you take a bite first' So I did and handed her the rest of the pepper she stares me down, makes sure I swallow it and all She takes a big ol bite and starts screaming at me and Daddy. I can't say what she said but me and Dad took of running cause she was tissed............. She wasn't very bright. Did she ever catch up with you and snatch you bald???? LOL:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southerngirl Posted December 11, 2007 Report Share Posted December 11, 2007 I can eat hot stuff and keep a straight face and no she never got me. Dad was nice enough to give her the rest of his beer, he had the only drink in the garden. I told her she would be better off eating raw green beans but she didn't listen oh well........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted December 12, 2007 Report Share Posted December 12, 2007 buddy & i went duck hunting. set up the decoys, got a flight coming in, busted a few, and sent the dog in the water after them. well, almost. i'd forgotten the dog at home. i went swimming, and the dog wouldn't come to me for a week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kid Posted December 12, 2007 Report Share Posted December 12, 2007 its happen numerous times where i go and reach over the electric fence to turn our horses water off or on and my chest hits the wire, haha it almost puts me on my butt everytime Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leatherneck Posted December 12, 2007 Report Share Posted December 12, 2007 I was at the river boat one night and asked one of the security guards where the ATM was. He looked at me like I was an idiot:confused: I then noticed that I was leaning against the ATM the whole time I was talking to him:o. In my defence, it did not look like an average ATM, it was made to look like one of the slot machines:p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cinch314 Posted December 12, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2007 HAHAHA Ive done that and I work at a casino lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ironhorse Posted December 12, 2007 Report Share Posted December 12, 2007 I was pumping gas after a hunt standing there in full camo. Some fella walsk past me and says "been hunting?". I said "Nope. Big game of hide and seek. Here's your sign". I hope old Engvall didn't beat to that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southerngirl Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 that one was funny!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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