Here's your sign moments

[BowJoe]

I did the camo thing one time. I walked into a store and the cashier asked me if I had been hunting. I said, "Wait, you can see me? Dang it I'm returning these clothes. They never work."

A buddy of mine had a "Here's your sign" time. He was coming home from work at a food factory when he came to a county seatbelt check. As anybody who's ever worked in a food factory knows, you always have to wear all white. Well, he had worked over time and this was about 3 am which was abnormal for a shift. He had 2 other coworkers in the car with him. The black deputy asked him where he was coming from since he knew the shift ended 4 hours ago. My buddy without missing a beat say, "We just came from a Klan meetin' and our hoods are in the trunk." He said the deputy laughed for 5 mins and was so out of breath he was holding onto the car to keep from falling down. Here's your sign.

[Jimfrompa]

I asked a rather large looking women "When's it do?" And in a rather loud and mad voice she said " WHEN"S WHAT DO? Man if i could have only had a hole to climb into!!!

[Palssonater]

Going to work one day, after a test in physics, head in the clouds, I walked straight into an open hatchback door of a minivan. Hit my forehead so hard on the door, that I bit down and snapped one of my front teeth out. Everytime I took a breath the air hit the tooth root and sent me flying. Had to go for dental work and for a couple years, I was getting that bugger fixed. A lot of money invested into one tooth, for something very stupid.

[Guest Ironhorse]

I was wathcing something on the Outdoor channel one night where a fella was showing off his trophy room. My wife walked in the room right about the time the camera focused in a real nice full body full strut turkey mount. She said "you can mount a turkey like that?". I said "Nope. They just got that one to stand reeeaaal still. Here's your sign." Didn't go over too well with her.