Southerngirl Posted December 15, 2007 Report Share Posted December 15, 2007 Say Good Bye to Mother We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet, and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house. The cat we put out in the yard scoots back into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird. My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night. So, she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon: "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother." A few minutes later, I get into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," I said, as we drove away. "That stupid was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat butt downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!" The cab driver hit a parked car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted December 15, 2007 Report Share Posted December 15, 2007 very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archerjg Posted December 15, 2007 Report Share Posted December 15, 2007 That's funny. Archerjg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airman312 Posted December 15, 2007 Report Share Posted December 15, 2007 Say Good Bye to Mother We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet, and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house. The cat we put out in the yard scoots back into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird. My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night. So, she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon: "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother." A few minutes later, I get into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," I said, as we drove away. "That stupid was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat butt downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!" The cab driver hit a parked car. :D:Dlol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawn Posted December 15, 2007 Report Share Posted December 15, 2007 good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted December 16, 2007 Report Share Posted December 16, 2007 LOL. Seen that one before, pretty good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrswtnhunt Posted December 16, 2007 Report Share Posted December 16, 2007 OMG, that's funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grant-KS Posted December 16, 2007 Report Share Posted December 16, 2007 Kids, don't try this at home! LOL That's good stuff! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted December 16, 2007 Report Share Posted December 16, 2007 :eek::D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Finn Posted December 17, 2007 Report Share Posted December 17, 2007 lol.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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