OJR Posted January 11, 2005 Report Share Posted January 11, 2005 An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!" Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced black magic because of the many strange occurrences that took place in their neighborhood. The old man liked the fact that he was feared. To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 68. His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, she went straight to the local bar and began to party as if there was no tomorrow. Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way up and out of the grave and come back to haunt you for the rest of your life?" The wife put down her drink and said, "Let him dig. I had him buried upside down......." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimT Posted January 11, 2005 Report Share Posted January 11, 2005 Re: Marriage and Haunting! Good one.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VermontHunter Posted January 11, 2005 Report Share Posted January 11, 2005 Re: Marriage and Haunting! LOL..a wife would be that mean to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted January 11, 2005 Report Share Posted January 11, 2005 Re: Marriage and Haunting! that was a good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Posted January 11, 2005 Report Share Posted January 11, 2005 Re: Marriage and Haunting! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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huntn4bucks Posted January 11, 2005 Report Share Posted January 11, 2005 Re: Marriage and Haunting! LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest outdoorgirl Posted January 11, 2005 Report Share Posted January 11, 2005 Re: Marriage and Haunting! good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archerjg Posted January 11, 2005 Report Share Posted January 11, 2005 Re: Marriage and Haunting! That was funny. Archerjg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted January 11, 2005 Report Share Posted January 11, 2005 Re: Marriage and Haunting! LOL good one for sure!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogdoc Posted January 11, 2005 Report Share Posted January 11, 2005 Re: Marriage and Haunting! sounds like something my wife would do! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted January 11, 2005 Report Share Posted January 11, 2005 Re: Marriage and Haunting! Yours too eh Todd ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerClay Posted January 11, 2005 Report Share Posted January 11, 2005 Re: Marriage and Haunting! LOL Ranger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutchies Posted January 11, 2005 Report Share Posted January 11, 2005 Re: Marriage and Haunting! Sounds like the old man will find Osama Bin Laden before we do. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted January 11, 2005 Report Share Posted January 11, 2005 Re: Marriage and Haunting! LOL. Pretty good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce Schmeck Posted January 11, 2005 Report Share Posted January 11, 2005 Re: Marriage and Haunting! My marriage haunts me every day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
007hunter Posted January 11, 2005 Report Share Posted January 11, 2005 Re: Marriage and Haunting! LMBO!!! Thats great!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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