CampRAGS Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew all about it. If any mischief occurred in their town, the two boys were probably involved. The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually. So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon. The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, 'Do you know where God is, son?' The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open. So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, 'Where is God?!' Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, 'Where is God?!' The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, 'What happened?' The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, 'We are in BIG trouble this time,' (I just LOVE reading this next line again and again:) 'GOD is missing, and they think we did it!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 :D good one :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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stevebeilgard Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 very nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Finn Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 lol...good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kid Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 haha thats funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 LMBO, good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QDMAworks4me Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 :D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grant-KS Posted January 11, 2008 Report Share Posted January 11, 2008 Ruh roh! Good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawn Posted January 11, 2008 Report Share Posted January 11, 2008 Lol nice one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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cinch314 Posted January 11, 2008 Report Share Posted January 11, 2008 Thats a great one!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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