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LOL, that is too funny. Todd is always busting my chops about my age and telling me I am old, so telling me that a lotion meant to keep me youthful isn't working would have been par for the course.

Hope your wife notices all the kissin up cleaning you did. LMBO

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Oops!! :D My wife has some new body lotion on this morning. She asked me if I liked it? I told her "no"!! She said that is supposed to keep her "youthful". :rolleyes: I said that it wasn't working!! :D:D I think I'll just be taking my pillow out to the garage now. :o:D:D

Randy is my hero. :cool:

My wife knows better to ask me them type of question.:cool:

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o.k., randy. sounds like you need some advice from steve's book, "proper husbandry". always compliment a lady. tell your wife things like: that extra weight you put on really rounds you out. and, i never knew how much i like that full figgure. and, that big butt you've added reminds me of my favorite game, basketball. thank you for all the little things you've done for me.

now, take your pillow to work and bed down in a cell, with your new bestest buddies... lol

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o.k., randy. sounds like you need some advice from steve's book, "proper husbandry". always compliment a lady. tell your wife things like: that extra weight you put on really rounds you out. and, i never knew how much i like that full figgure. and, that big butt you've added reminds me of my favorite game, basketball. thank you for all the little things you've done for me.

now, take your pillow to work and bed down in a cell, with your new bestest buddies... lol

I'll try that!! Right after I get done picking my son up from school and helping him do his homework, making supper, doing the dishes, running her a nice warm bath, playing with both kids while she enjoys "her time", reading the kids a story and tucking them in bed. :D:D:D
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Well, if you think about it.....if it weren't for YOU and the kiddies...she'd still have that youthful glow about her. See...it's all your fault Randy. It's ALWAYS your fault!!! Now go beg for forgiveness and wash the dishes after you make dinner tonight.:mad::mad::mad::D:D:D:D

( Why can I already hear Orlan's response to this....?? LOL:D)

yep ~nods in agreement~

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Our little dog "Polly" sleeps with us now :rolleyes: Last night she crawls under the blackets and licks both of my feet for like 15 minutes.

I said to Diana, "Now why couldn't I find a woman that would kiss my feet before I go to bed every night."

She said " You just did" (meaning the dog.) LOL :rolleyes:

Guess I asked for that one:D

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