Guest Lauri Jo Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 LOL, that is too funny. Todd is always busting my chops about my age and telling me I am old, so telling me that a lotion meant to keep me youthful isn't working would have been par for the course. Hope your wife notices all the kissin up cleaning you did. LMBO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BowJoe Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 Yeah, I tried that once. I walked away with two black eyes. My mom asked my how I got two black eyes. My wife jumped in and said she had to tell me twice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nut Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 Oops!! My wife has some new body lotion on this morning. She asked me if I liked it? I told her "no"!! She said that is supposed to keep her "youthful". I said that it wasn't working!! :D I think I'll just be taking my pillow out to the garage now. :D Randy is my hero. My wife knows better to ask me them type of question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 o.k., randy. sounds like you need some advice from steve's book, "proper husbandry". always compliment a lady. tell your wife things like: that extra weight you put on really rounds you out. and, i never knew how much i like that full figgure. and, that big butt you've added reminds me of my favorite game, basketball. thank you for all the little things you've done for me. now, take your pillow to work and bed down in a cell, with your new bestest buddies... lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Posted January 10, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 o.k., randy. sounds like you need some advice from steve's book, "proper husbandry". always compliment a lady. tell your wife things like: that extra weight you put on really rounds you out. and, i never knew how much i like that full figgure. and, that big butt you've added reminds me of my favorite game, basketball. thank you for all the little things you've done for me. now, take your pillow to work and bed down in a cell, with your new bestest buddies... lol I'll try that!! Right after I get done picking my son up from school and helping him do his homework, making supper, doing the dishes, running her a nice warm bath, playing with both kids while she enjoys "her time", reading the kids a story and tucking them in bed. :D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dartonman Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 My wife almost blew coffee threw her nose when she read this......she would of laid me out with a skillet for that one...lol...........and if you do get to stay in the house, sleep lightly.......lol...........al Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cinch314 Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 Soooooooooo Randy how does Toe Jam taste anyways?!?!?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 with all the thinking that you have been doing lately Randy --I really thought that you were smarter than that I guess not :p:p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airman312 Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 Oops!! My wife has some new body lotion on this morning. She asked me if I liked it? I told her "no"!! She said that is supposed to keep her "youthful". I said that it wasn't working!! :D I think I'll just be taking my pillow out to the garage now. :D :eek::eek::eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkeygirl Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 Wear plenty of warm clothes,lmbo!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CampRAGS Posted January 11, 2008 Report Share Posted January 11, 2008 so how is the garage? or did you end up in the dog house? do you need a heater for it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grant-KS Posted January 11, 2008 Report Share Posted January 11, 2008 *scribble scribble* If a woman asks your opinion, lie about it immediately. If a man asks your opinion, tell it like it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archerjg Posted January 11, 2008 Report Share Posted January 11, 2008 Now I don't have a girlfriend and I am not married, but even I know better than to say something like that. (note I know better). I would probably have said something similar as my mouth would engage before my brain would. Archerjg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WIwhitetailhunter Posted January 11, 2008 Report Share Posted January 11, 2008 Randy, if you need a place, I'm looking for a roommate to share my garage with. Kinda lonely out here talking to myself.:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Posted January 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2008 with all the thinking that you have been doing lately Randy --I really thought that you were smarter than that I guess not :p:p Ha!! ha!! I had you fooled!! :D:D:o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southerngirl Posted January 11, 2008 Report Share Posted January 11, 2008 Well, if you think about it.....if it weren't for YOU and the kiddies...she'd still have that youthful glow about her. See...it's all your fault Randy. It's ALWAYS your fault!!! Now go beg for forgiveness and wash the dishes after you make dinner tonight.:mad::D:D:D ( Why can I already hear Orlan's response to this....?? LOL:D) yep ~nods in agreement~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted January 11, 2008 Report Share Posted January 11, 2008 Ha!! ha!! I had you fooled!! :D:D:o Didn't fool me. You are lucky to be alive though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michiganbowhunter_SQ2 Posted January 11, 2008 Report Share Posted January 11, 2008 I'm just wondering how you could even see to start this thread :eek:. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Posted January 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2008 Well, i made it throught the night, the workbench doesn't sleep half bad!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Posted January 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2008 Imagine this, the wife just woke up and asked me if I could give her a back rub. She said "I'm feeling kinda old this morning"!!! LMBO I told her she should put on some more lotion!!! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cinch314 Posted January 11, 2008 Report Share Posted January 11, 2008 Do you have a death wish or something?????!?!??!?!??!?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted January 11, 2008 Report Share Posted January 11, 2008 Imagine this, the wife just woke up and asked me if I could give her a back rub. She said "I'm feeling kinda old this morning"!!! LMBO I told her she should put on some more lotion!!! :D LMBO .. Facing death, one day at a time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted January 11, 2008 Report Share Posted January 11, 2008 Our little dog "Polly" sleeps with us now Last night she crawls under the blackets and licks both of my feet for like 15 minutes. I said to Diana, "Now why couldn't I find a woman that would kiss my feet before I go to bed every night." She said " You just did" (meaning the dog.) LOL Guess I asked for that one:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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