Griz Posted January 11, 2008 Report Share Posted January 11, 2008 PECANS IN THE CEMETERY On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me," said one boy. Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence. Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me." He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode off. Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along. "Come here quick," said the boy, "you won't believe what I heard! Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls." The man said, "Beat it kid, can't you see it's hard for me to walk." When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled slowly to the cemetery. Standing by the fence they heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me." The old ! man whi spered, "Boy, you've been tellin' me the truth. Let's see if we can see the Lord." Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence, yet were still unable to see anything. The old man and the boy gripped the wrought iron bars of the fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a glimpse of the Lord. At last they heard, "One for you, one for me. That's all. Now let's go get those nuts by the fence and we'll be done." They say the old man made it back to town a full 5 minutes ahead of the kid on the bike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Posted January 11, 2008 Report Share Posted January 11, 2008 :eek: LMBO!! That's a good one Griz!! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted January 11, 2008 Report Share Posted January 11, 2008 LOL good one:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southerngirl Posted January 11, 2008 Report Share Posted January 11, 2008 that's a good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted January 11, 2008 Report Share Posted January 11, 2008 good stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted January 11, 2008 Report Share Posted January 11, 2008 good stuff! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alisha Posted January 11, 2008 Report Share Posted January 11, 2008 Too cute! LOL! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DSGB Posted January 11, 2008 Report Share Posted January 11, 2008 C-ya! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted January 11, 2008 Report Share Posted January 11, 2008 Really good one Dale, a classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c_lou Posted January 11, 2008 Report Share Posted January 11, 2008 That's funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted January 11, 2008 Report Share Posted January 11, 2008 hahahahahahahaha :D:D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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