Bad News about my wife.


BowJoe

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Some things about my wife are finally starting to come to light. We argue all the time and can't agree on anything. A few things have happened that spell it out pretty plainly. I propose we handle the finances by putting it towards our future and she gives money to panhandlers all the time. I try to keep the insurance premiums down and she runs to the doctor every time she gets a bruise. The straw that broke the camel's back is when we're going somewhere. I'm driving and she's just sitting in the passenger seat gripin' about where we're going. I ask her where she wants to go and she says she doesn't know but she knows it's not where I'm taking us. Yes folks, I finally realized it and I gotta tell you it brings a tear to my eye.

She's a DEMOCRAT!!!

ROFLMBO

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Yeah, I taught her right and she really does vote Republican. I just thought I'd have laugh about the Dems and put into reality some of their beliefs. I posted it where I wanted it to be but God forbid you put something as a joke and it have the word Democrat or Republican in it. Oh well.

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Some things about my wife are finally starting to come to light. We argue all the time and can't agree on anything. A few things have happened that spell it out pretty plainly. I propose we handle the finances by putting it towards our future and she gives money to panhandlers all the time. I try to keep the insurance premiums down and she runs to the doctor every time she gets a bruise. The straw that broke the camel's back is when we're going somewhere. I'm driving and she's just sitting in the passenger seat gripin' about where we're going. I ask her where she wants to go and she says she doesn't know but she knows it's not where I'm taking us. Yes folks, I finally realized it and I gotta tell you it brings a tear to my eye.

She's a DEMOCRAT!!!

ROFLMBO

You know, my wife was a democrat when we got married 13 1/2 years ago and worked on the first Klinton campaign. She said the other day that we need to go register (we moved) so we could vote in the republican primary.

It was warming to the heart. :D

I've raised her well.:cool:

I'd say job well done John, but I'll tell ya both, I HONESTLY couldn't even DATE a girl with Democrat views. And I know I said for better or worse, but if my wife came home and told me she was anything but conservative, I THROW HER OUT, or have her admitted to the local Psychiatric facility.

Fortunately, she's as staunch conservative as I am. She doesn't even like to talk politics because it gets her face red and she goes off about the screwed up LIBERAL side of this country. Like me, she's so far "RIGHT" the Republicans even have to yell for her to hear.

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