BowJoe Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 This may not be considered appropriate but I'll ask anyway and the mods can delete it if they want. Just curious. How many of ya'll regularly or at least occasionally do a "coffee enema?" I know it sounds bad but really it's one of the best cures I have ever had for being sick. I was introduced to this method of health care through my ex-fiance. Her uncle owns Ultra Life Incorporated where they sell the kits for around $9. They believe in total health through all-natural vitamins and personal care customized to each persons own chemical make-up. I didn't buy into all of the hype from her family until one night I came down with the bad, bad, bad flu where you don't want to move or even be conscious. I was so weak and sick from all of the symptoms that she made me (and I do mean MADE me) do a coffee enema. I won't go into any details but needless to say, I felt great the next day. I mean, I felt like I hadn't been sick at all!!! I was hooked. Anytime I felt bad or had any sort of stomach problems at all, I just grabbed a book, a pillow and a towel and caught up on some reading in the bathroom floor. Trust me when I say you don't want to be any further than a few feet from the water closet. The basics of it are to brew around 1000 ml of coffee, pour in 2 tablespoons of white vinegar, 1 tablespoon of Epsom salt and let it all dissolve. Let it cool to body temperature or slightly warmer. Once the entire 1000 ml are in, lie on your left side for 15 mins. Roll to your back for 15 mins. and then roll to your right side. Once time is up, well... you know the rest. It's not as easy as it sounds and not everyone can last the whole 45 mins or even close. The more you do it though, the easier it is. I haven't done one in years but when I get sick, it's the first thing I think about. I know this sounds like an "Infomercial" but I swear by them and I got to thinking about it when I was looking for non-scented deodorant or antiperspirant. Check it out and they can even get you on a custom vitamin program to help regulate almost every aspect of your body that is out of whack. I've seen it work so I vouch for it. Just wondering what others thought about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdvantageTimberLou Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 mmmmmmmmmmmmmm I don't care for coffee and after reading this post I don't think I ever will! Interesting post to say the least at 5:40 in the morning!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southerngirl Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 I've never cared for coffee really,....................anywhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 I think I will just drink my coffee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrswtnhunt Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 Think I will stick to just drinking the stuff....too much work the other way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 No cream or sugar? Yuck!:D I've heard of them but have NEVER had one and probably NEVER will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerClay Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 I think I will just drink my coffee. Siiiiiiip. Me too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Finn Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 Siiiiiiip. Me too! Me three Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 Not happening! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 I've never cared for coffee really,....................anywhere me either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gator Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 I think I will just drink my coffee. Yep, and oh nevermind:eek::D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DU_man_84 Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 ill prolly just stick to my coffee as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohiobucks Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 Uhhhh.....I...........uhhh........hmmmmm..........yeah...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUNTINGMAN Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 exit only Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dubie Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 Coffee goes in the other end...I don't care how sick I am... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texan_Til_I_Die Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 How many of ya'll regularly or at least occasionally do a "coffee enema?" Not only is having a "coffee enema" not normal, it's not even normal to ask! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PotashRLS Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 Could be a great idea for a new type of coffee shop..............In New York City:eek: I always thought coffee tasted like %#*@ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawg Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 .......................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 Man, that sounds like a great idea. I'll definitely do that next time I get sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CampRAGS Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 youdrink coffee, it works well enough that way........exit only Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BowJoe Posted January 25, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 Although I posted the question in a semi serious manner, I am laughing so hard right now. Trust me when I say I felt exactly like all of you do until the afore mentioned sickness. I guess it's an aquired "taste." LOL. The reason I was told about why it works is that a lot of flu and other stomach sickness only stays around more the longer you have the waste in your system. When you empty your digestive system, which rids your body of the useless junk, you are simply speeding up the process with a coffee enema. The less bad bacteria you have in your digestive system the faster the good bacteria can reproduce and get you back to feeling better without the nausea, and other symptoms. Like I said. I don't know how it all works for sure but it sure worked for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Finn Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 TMI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 Siiiiiiip. Me too! sure am glad you didn't say "sluuuuurppp":D:D much harder now to enjoy my morning coffee.... plus, i wonder who the first person was woth thought of doing that.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toddyboman Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 Now heres one thing I thought I would NEVER read about. the reason sounds correct.....but man.....I would have to be really really sick before I would go down that road:eek::eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest outdoorgirl Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 sure am glad you didn't say "sluuuuurppp":D:D much harder now to enjoy my morning coffee.... plus, i wonder who the first person was woth thought of doing that.... LOL now that's funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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