OJR Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 I believe that Hillary should try that! LOL!! I will put up with a cold, flu and all sorts of stomach problems before I do it! LOL!! No thank you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chappy Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 I can't believe I am replying... It is the vinegar. I don't think you have to mix it with coffee. Water would probably work fine with vinegar added. I do agree with the reasoning behind the cleansing of the system though, but I am sure there are easier methods... Jeez!!!! What a topic on a hunting forum... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 i wonder who the first person was woth thought of doing that.... Some sicko Steve I'm on my 3rd cup, the normal way...thank ya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michiganbowhunter_SQ2 Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 Regular...or decaf?? will a cafe latte from starbucks work?? lol hopefully not the "frozen coffees" lol this is just weird, i'm leaving now :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 Once the entire 1000 ml are in, lie on your left side for 15 mins. Roll to your back for 15 mins. and then roll to your right side. Once time is up, well... Heck, I'd think if ya just jumped up and down for 15 minutes, you'd get a way better cleansing. Kinda like cleaning out an empty bottle a ketchup, ya know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BowJoe Posted January 25, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 The vinegar is what helps to draw out the impurities and soften the um......... you know. What's funny is that if you use regular coffee instead of decaf, you get the same rush from drinking it. Imagine drinking a half a pot of coffee all at once. Same rush. Some of ya'lls responses are hilarious. If anybody wants to find out more, simply call the 800 number on Ultra Life Inc.'s website and ask for Lanny. He's the president of the company and he'll tell you more about how it works than I ever could. He also has a health aid for kidney infections that involve the coffee's plus pure wool cloth, caster oil and an ace bandage. You soak the cloth in caster oil and ace bandage the soaked wool onto where your kidneys are. That one I've never tried but it seems to work for others that I talked to. Just natural healing stuff. More than willing to help others out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 Got any remedies for gassy dogs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gator Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 Got any remedies for gassy dogs? Yeah, a CORK!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 Yeah, a CORK!!!! That could be lethal Jason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 Got any remedies for gassy dogs? coffee enema....stick a cork in em, and shake for 15 minutes. It will clear things up Reeeeeal good...Trust me !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 coffee enema....stick a cork in em, and shake for 15 minutes. It will clear things up Reeeeeal good...Trust me !! Speaking from experience buckee??? LOL :D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terry264 Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 Seems to me after reading the ingredients of the enema that a warm beer would work better "as is". Just remember to be standing in front and close to the toilet if you jump up and down like buckee suggests. Hahaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PotashRLS Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 Seems to me after reading the ingredients of the enema that a warm beer would work better "as is". Just remember to be standing in front and close to the toilet if you jump up and down like buckee suggests. Hahaha. That drums up a pretty disturbing picture of a beer bong!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BowJoe Posted January 25, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. ROFLMBO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LifeNRA Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 I think I will just drink my coffee. Yeah me too! You know, the caffeine in the coffee will be absorbed into the body this way. Many times when a person has pain and can not drink or swallow, Tylenol is given through the lower end. The body will take it just like going through the mouth! You really need to be careful as to what you use! I just Googled this! Oh brother why did I! Here, The effects of a coffee enema are different than a saline enema. The most important difference between a saline enema and a coffee enema is the presence of caffeine in the coffee. Caffeine, theophylline and theobromine, combine to stimulate the relaxation of smooth muscles causing dilatation of blood vessels and bile ducts. The effects of having a coffee enema are not the same as drinking coffee. The veins of the anus are very close to the surface of the tissue. The caffeine is therefore absorbed more quickly (and in higher concentration) than it is in when coffee is drunk. Think Ill still stick to drinking my coffee!!! LMBO!!! Now for the dangers! There is no scientific evidence to indicate that coffee enemas detoxify the bowel, liver, or gallbladder. The Gerson Therapy treatment, which includes daily coffee enemas, is currently being touted as an alternative cancer treatment. This is not only scientifically unproven, it is also a dangerous notion that encourages people to forgo proper medical treatment. Top 10 Dangers of the Coffee Enema The dangers associated with the coffee enema, green tea enema, coffee colonic (coffee or tea high enema), and coffee or tea suppository are as follows: Adding ingredients to the enema recipe (such as coffee, green tea, vinegar, baking soda, bath/epsom salt, or minerals) is not proven to do anything superior to the effects of plain saline. Inserting anything into the anus may result in anal tearing. Re-used (instead of single use) enema kits may carry bacteria, which could result in an infection. Use of hot liquid in the rectum could result in serious internal burns. Extensive use of enemas could result in dehydration. Overuse of coffee enemas could result in electrolyte imbalances. The caffeine in the coffee or tea enema may lead to caffeine addiction. Caffeine enemas must be avoided by pregnant women and people with caffeine sensitivity. Overuse of any type of device designed to temporarily excite the nerves of the colon (such as an enema, colonic, or suppository) could result in decreased function of the bowels. The colonic does not magically remove cancer-causing toxins. It will create watery stool and stimulate the release of fecal matter from the last few inches of the lower bowel. Do not forgo licensed medical attention in favor of this dangerous alternative. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnf Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 Since we're on the subject of rectal medicine:eek:. There were some kids at a nearby school last year that were sent home drunk, but they hadn't had anything to drink. Seems they were soaking some feminine products in Pure grain Alcohol and well........... Back to the issue at hand. Wouldn't just drinking a whole bunch of coffee do the same thing? Must be why I'm so healthy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJR Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 Got any remedies for gassy dogs? Quit blaming the dogs and just get a gas mask! LOL!!:D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BowJoe Posted January 25, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 The 10 dangers listed are pretty funny to me. Not to sound like I'm hackin' on ya Life but they are no more a danger than drinking coffee. It's common sense and I think I have enough to know that you let the coffee cool and if you have cancer to let the docs do what's best and God will handle the rest. The rest are just nonsense to scare people from doing the enema. I know it's obviously not a popular choice but I was once a skeptic like ya'll are until I did it and now I'm sitting here talking about it on a public forum. If I didn't believe in how much it helps a person out then I wouldn't be talking about it to anyone. Trust me on that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LifeNRA Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 Not a problem! I just Googled it thats all! But the caffeine absorption is much higher than drinking it! LOL! Which for some people could lead to other problems! Some drugs are administered from the bottom which can react really fast! As far as the hot coffee. You know, and I know, there are some people that are about as sharp as a bowling ball! Some idiot will try this and not think about putting hot coffe in them! OUCH! Personally, if the doctors don't do this, I wont! Thats just me! Which I am not knocking you either! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elkoholic Posted January 26, 2008 Report Share Posted January 26, 2008 This "procedure" and other colonic treatments have a very poor risk-benefit ratio. The rapid absorption of caffeine can and will result in tachycardia and tachypnea, which results in lowered oxygen saturation rates and an altered mental state. The possibility of heart attack and stroke is very real. As for its curative powers, they are undocumented and purely anecdotal. Most abdominal problems are self limiting and of minimal duration anyway, and an enema would have no affect on stomach, small intestine or 90% of the large intestine. If you do not mind this sort of thing and like the feeling you get from drinking alcohol, you can try the back door method and experience a truly good and rapid drunk, but I would not advise it. As for me, I will take my coffee the old fashioned way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BowJoe Posted January 26, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2008 Top 10 Rules to Follow When Doing a Coffee Enema 10. Never tell your wife because she will always absolutely find the last spider in the house that you must kill immediately or you don't love her right as you get the last drop in. 9. Never tell your kids if you don't want 50 questions asked under the crack in the bathroom door when all you can see is a couple sets of wide open eyes and the sound of giggles. 8. Never tell your kids unless you want an emergency meeting with the 3rd grade teacher and principal. 7. Never assume that because you can handle sipping hotter than normal coffee that your butt can do the same. 6. Never assume that you can sneak one out in the middle of Church after doing a coffee enema. You don't want to explain to the preacher why you're wearing your jacket around your waist and you feel the Lord told you to replace the pew third row from the back with a rather large offering plate donation. 5. Never giggle when a hunting buddy keeps asking why it smells like Folger's every 15 mins on a 2 hour truck ride to your hunting lease. 4. Never tell the real reason you shot the new state record deer was because he was somehow attracted to the aromatic blend of French Roast, Epsom Salt and White Vinegar. Just let them think it was the Doe Can not "Buck on the Can." 3. Never tell your boss that the real reason you are at work 2 hours before everyone else was because you had such a rush from the coffee enema. You might however want to explain why you are wearing your underwear on the outside of your pants and they look like your wife's. 2. Never try to explain to the Hunting Forum in which you were previously and member in "good" standing why you have an affinity to cleansing of the system through holistic medicine. They'll just call it a coffee enema and ask questions like, "Can it help a gassy dog?" 1. And the #1 rule to follow when doing a coffee enema is never visit the Magic Kingdom the same day you visit the Royal Throne. You don't wanna have to explain to your kids why Mickey, Nemo, Woody and Dopey cussed you out simply because they rode behind you on the big drop at Space Mountain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southerngirl Posted January 26, 2008 Report Share Posted January 26, 2008 now THAT was funny!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted January 26, 2008 Report Share Posted January 26, 2008 now THAT was funny!! Well, we all know what BowJoe does in his spare time now :eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BowJoe Posted January 26, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2008 And we all know what Buckee does with gassy dogs too. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camoman1 Posted January 27, 2008 Report Share Posted January 27, 2008 I'll pass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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