Guest Andrea Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 *You Might Be Taliban if..... You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. You have more wives than teeth. You wipe with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "unclean." You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. You've ever uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your cave."* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texan_Til_I_Die Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 In my best Jeff Dunham aka Achmed the Dead Terrorist voice - "INFIDEL!!! I KILL YOU!!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 good stuff, andrea. and all too true. problem is, we're all infidels... and proud of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QDMAworks4me Posted January 29, 2008 Report Share Posted January 29, 2008 :D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted January 29, 2008 Report Share Posted January 29, 2008 good stuff, andrea. and all too true. problem is, we're all infidels... and proud of it. Does infidels mean Morons in Arabic ? If so, I'm in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dlriggins Posted February 1, 2008 Report Share Posted February 1, 2008 Infidel loosely translated Person without religion I'm safe I believe in Jesus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted February 1, 2008 Report Share Posted February 1, 2008 Infidel loosely translated Person without religion I'm safe I believe in Jesus nope. you are not safe. muslims believe that if you are not a muslim you are an infidel. while your translation is pretty accurate, muslim and the quran are the only world religion.. so you are not safe. they will kill us together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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