When I sneeze....


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Is it not just snot flying out????

lmbo...people..i'm serious here...it actually makes my head hurt. i know some people can hold their nose and hardly make a sound, but when i sneeze, 2 counties over know it. it feels kind of good but the little white dots thing is far out....:D

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They're not white dots, they're stars man. You're seeing stars. I get the same thing when I sneeze :D and more so, if I try to hold it back. It's just a dizzy spell.professor8.gif

Now, if these white dots your seeing aren't in your head, but on your monitor, then we are talking spiddle and boogers. 36_11_6.gif

I hope my answer has helped you put the white dots to rest. If not...just take another Ritalin and call me in the morning.:D

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Just give one of those infamous coffee enemas a whirl and you'll be all better. :D

the one and only enema i've ever had made me sweat like a trooper.....no way am i dumping coffee in my rear.....:eek::D

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.....no way am i dumping coffee in my rear.....:eek::D

Hey, I'm with ya on that one! :eek:

Coffee = mouth and drinking only! Well, unless it's a bean covered in chocolate, but even then. . . . mouth only.

Back to those white dots. . . . you must belt out one heck of a sneeze to cause something like that. Like Buckee said - dizzy spell. Make sure you're not trying to hold it back. Just grab a tissue and let 'er go!

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Try eating some grits. Then sneeze. Talk about white dots flying!!!! LMBO:D:D:D

WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just don't do it AND the coffee enema at the same time..............:o:eek::eek::eek::eek:

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Hold ON!

Wait a minute, I think you should try a coffee enema at the same time you sneeze!:D

Make sure you are bending over and I bet, you could split a shingle at 40 paces from the rear end and blow the dust off of your shoes at the same time!:D:D:D:rolleyes::eek::eek:

Conserve a lot of energy to get the job done!:D

LMBO!!!:D:D

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Wait a minute, I think you should try a coffee enema at the same time you sneeze!:D

Make sure you are bending over and I bet, you could split a shingle at 40 paces from the rear end and blow the dust off of your shoes at the same time!:D:D:D:rolleyes::eek::eek:

Conserve a lot of energy to get the job done!:D

LMBO!!!:D:D

Oh my....:eek::eek::eek:

That to funny:D:D:D

On a serious note.....doesn't your heart stop when you sneeze. And I was always told NOT to hold your sneeze in....That pressure HAS to be realized out your nose and mouth and by holding it in is not good for your heart...:eek:

Was I told correctly or did someone give me a line of crap....:o

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