buckee Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 Wait a minute, I think you should try a coffee enema at the same time you sneeze! Make sure you are bending over and I bet, you could split a shingle at 40 paces from the rear end and blow the dust off of your shoes at the same time!:D:D:rolleyes::eek: Conserve a lot of energy to get the job done! LMBO!!!:D I have a sneaky suspicion he'd still be seeing stars though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kid Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 hahah maybe?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LifeNRA Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 i see little white dots....is something wrong? What is happening is the blood pressure is going through the roof inside the arteries, in the eye. The blood pressure inside your brain is also going through the roof! NEVER, NEVER hold your sneezes back! The pressures building inside your head have been known to cause strokes and aneurysm's from sneezing! Look at this! http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=sneezing+and+strokes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest blacksheep Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 Thanks for a serious answer. You need to have your BP checked out. The dramatic surge in your BP is causing you to see stars. Have your wife hit you real hard in the back of the head and see if it happens again. If it does hit her back. Tell us what you see then.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted January 26, 2008 Report Share Posted January 26, 2008 Thanks for a serious answer. You need to have your BP checked out. The dramatic surge in your BP is causing you to see stars. Have your wife hit you real hard in the back of the head and see if it happens again. If it does hit her back. Tell us what you see then.... lol. now that's pretty funny right there... for a newer guy here, you sure did get polluted fast:D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southerngirl Posted January 26, 2008 Report Share Posted January 26, 2008 Isn't it impossible to keep your eyes open while sneezing?? If that's so you would have to be seeing stars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unioncountyslayer Posted January 26, 2008 Report Share Posted January 26, 2008 Sounds sinus related to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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