buckee Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 I know. I'm pickin on ya again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJR Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 My wife and I just got back from grocery shopping and I believe all 10 of those were out there today! LOL!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 good stuff Steve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michiganbowhunter_SQ2 Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 lol, i got those in an e-mail a couple weeks ago, the one with the helmet on wrong killed me LMBO :D Here it is a little bigger, LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted January 26, 2008 Report Share Posted January 26, 2008 yea, show your true colors now that the mr. realtree thing is over.... lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted January 26, 2008 Report Share Posted January 26, 2008 LOL Can't quite see the police one clear enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethan Givan Posted January 26, 2008 Report Share Posted January 26, 2008 Wow, every time we drive, we are putting our lives in serious danger. Maybe they should put big bumper stickers on the back of vehicles that women drive that say, "Keep back 100 feet!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted January 26, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2008 yea, show your true colors now that the mr. realtree thing is over.... lol LMBO Well, yeah The Lady Police officer drove through wet pavement Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southerngirl Posted January 26, 2008 Report Share Posted January 26, 2008 Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on lipstick. I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup. As a man, I don‘t scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned tiny Tim and The Twins, ruined the dang phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call. Dang women drivers!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southerngirl Posted January 26, 2008 Report Share Posted January 26, 2008 Why did God create woman? Because after creating man, he was sure he could do beter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southerngirl Posted January 26, 2008 Report Share Posted January 26, 2008 * HERS: 1. Pulls off at wrong exit. 2. Opens window. 3. Asks directions. 4. Arrives at destination. HIS: 1. Pulls off at wrong exit absolutely positive it’s the correct one. 2. Drives five miles into wilderness, still thinks he’s right. 3. Drives an extra 5 miles just in case. 4. Finally rolls down window. 5. Hocks a loogie. 6. Pulls up to a 7 – 11. 7. Gets three hot–dogs, a large slurpee, and beef jerky. 8. Asks person behind counter how to get back onto the highway. 9. Gets back into car. 10. Farts. 11. After he closes the door. 12. Laughs at the idea of looking at a map as he pulls away from the 7– 11. 13. Drives down a dirt road with no street lights insisting this is the way back because guy from 7–11 said it was. 14. Almost hits a deer. 15. Curses the night. 16. Curses you. 17. Curses the large slurpee. 18. Stops by the side of the road. 19 Takes a leak. 20. Still taking a leak. 21. Almost done. 22. I think. 23. Returns to car. 24. Drives and fiddles with radio. 25. Yells at you for suggesting the map again. 26. Admits he didn’t want to go to Thanksgiving at your sister’s anyway. 27. He hates your sister. 28. Ever since she called him a pernicious weasel. 29. He had to look up pernicious. 30. Couldn’t find a dictionary. 31. Finally found a dictionary. 32. Couldn’t spell pernicious. 33. Seethes at the memory of it all. 34. But she is laughing inside. 35. And of course you’re still lost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJR Posted January 26, 2008 Report Share Posted January 26, 2008 SG, you have to try and cover yourself somehow, don't you?? LMBO!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southerngirl Posted January 26, 2008 Report Share Posted January 26, 2008 I've had the same pick-up since I was old enough to drive nad it's been thru heck on the farm yes, but never ANYTHING like any of that! and by the way, I only know of one person who has ever passed a police car on a snowsled, and it was a man.............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michiganbowhunter_SQ2 Posted January 26, 2008 Report Share Posted January 26, 2008 Can't quite see the police one clear enough. Here ya go Chris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowtech_archer07 Posted January 26, 2008 Report Share Posted January 26, 2008 Yep, that looks about right.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted January 26, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2008 Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on lipstick. I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup. As a man, I don‘t scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned tiny Tim and The Twins, ruined the dang phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call. Dang women drivers!! Yeah..see...none of that would have happened if the woman hadn't been putting on her makeup Why did God create woman? Because after creating man, he was sure he could do better Remember, he used left over parts He just knew we couldn't live without ya. Dang eh * HERS: 1. Pulls off at wrong exit. 2. Opens window. 3. Asks directions. 4. Arrives at destination. HIS: 1. Pulls off at wrong exit absolutely positive it’s the correct one. 2. Drives five miles into wilderness, still thinks he’s right. 3. Drives an extra 5 miles just in case. 4. Finally rolls down window. 5. Hocks a loogie. 6. Pulls up to a 7 – 11. 7. Gets three hot–dogs, a large slurpee, and beef jerky. 8. Asks person behind counter how to get back onto the highway. 9. Gets back into car. 10. Farts. 11. After he closes the door. 12. Laughs at the idea of looking at a map as he pulls away from the 7– 11. 13. Drives down a dirt road with no street lights insisting this is the way back because guy from 7–11 said it was. 14. Almost hits a deer. 15. Curses the night. 16. Curses you. 17. Curses the large slurpee. 18. Stops by the side of the road. 19 Takes a leak. 20. Still taking a leak. 21. Almost done. 22. I think. 23. Returns to car. 24. Drives and fiddles with radio. 25. Yells at you for suggesting the map again. 26. Admits he didn’t want to go to Thanksgiving at your sister’s anyway. 27. He hates your sister. 28. Ever since she called him a pernicious weasel. 29. He had to look up pernicious. 30. Couldn’t find a dictionary. 31. Finally found a dictionary. 32. Couldn’t spell pernicious. 33. Seethes at the memory of it all. 34. But she is laughing inside. 35. And of course you’re still lost. Yeah ..SOooooooooo:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southerngirl Posted January 26, 2008 Report Share Posted January 26, 2008 Remember, he used left over parts this in itself proves that God is a man..................... I have yet to see a man put something together that he didn't have parts left over, even if he ain't supposed to.................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted January 26, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2008 this in itself proves that God is a man..................... I have yet to see a man put something together that he didn't have parts left over, even if he ain't supposed to.................. Good point :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted January 26, 2008 Report Share Posted January 26, 2008 LOL, think one of them that made that list pulled out in front of me on the highway yesterday . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Finn Posted January 26, 2008 Report Share Posted January 26, 2008 Those are great.... SG, quit hijacking the thread yea, show your true colors now that the mr. realtree thing is over.... lol Great point Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted January 26, 2008 Report Share Posted January 26, 2008 Here ya go Chris Thanks bud. Fresh cement, I love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasDeerHunter Posted January 26, 2008 Report Share Posted January 26, 2008 Very Funny. I actually had that emailed to me a year or two ago. Surely there are several new incidents they could add for 2007. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southerngirl Posted January 26, 2008 Report Share Posted January 26, 2008 Those are great.... SG, quit hijacking the thread Great point what?? who??? me, Hijack a thread??? you know better Anyone wanna see pics of me and my Martin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdvantageTimberLou Posted January 26, 2008 Report Share Posted January 26, 2008 Those are great Buckee! Glad I didn't see the wife's van in those pictures! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griz Posted January 27, 2008 Report Share Posted January 27, 2008 Lmbo...:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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