Guest Finn Posted January 28, 2008 Report Share Posted January 28, 2008 1. If you’re choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself 2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop. 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. 4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer. 5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you’ll be afraid to cough. 7. You only need two tools in life - WD- 40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape. 8. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem. Daily Thought: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES. NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerClay Posted January 28, 2008 Report Share Posted January 28, 2008 LOL! Gotta love #6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michihunter Posted January 28, 2008 Report Share Posted January 28, 2008 Sounds like good ol logic to me!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craig mack Posted January 28, 2008 Report Share Posted January 28, 2008 LOL! Gotta love #6 I hear it works well for sneezing also...:D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toddyboman Posted January 28, 2008 Report Share Posted January 28, 2008 OH MY!!! Those are great :D:D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brownie65 Posted January 28, 2008 Report Share Posted January 28, 2008 Those are some great tips !!!!!! I really like #1,#3 & #5, those are excellent tips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted January 28, 2008 Report Share Posted January 28, 2008 good tips, and oh so true... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted January 28, 2008 Report Share Posted January 28, 2008 Man law. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted January 28, 2008 Report Share Posted January 28, 2008 Seen those a time or two before, good ones for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DU_man_84 Posted January 28, 2008 Report Share Posted January 28, 2008 those are great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJR Posted January 28, 2008 Report Share Posted January 28, 2008 LMBO!! Great advice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted January 28, 2008 Report Share Posted January 28, 2008 good ones I live by this one : 8. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted January 28, 2008 Report Share Posted January 28, 2008 You can't go wrong with #7. Your wife will think your a genius Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southerngirl Posted January 28, 2008 Report Share Posted January 28, 2008 You can't go wrong with #7. Your wife will think your a genius better try for the shower, it may actually be big enough for yall to hit............... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbeck Posted January 28, 2008 Report Share Posted January 28, 2008 better try for the shower, it may actually be big enough for yall to hit............... OOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! Dat ain't nice. LMBROF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted January 28, 2008 Report Share Posted January 28, 2008 better try for the shower, it may actually be big enough for yall to hit............... LMBOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!:D:D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Posted January 28, 2008 Report Share Posted January 28, 2008 Lmbo!! :d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CampRAGS Posted January 29, 2008 Report Share Posted January 29, 2008 some good tips there!!!!!!!!1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkeygirl Posted January 29, 2008 Report Share Posted January 29, 2008 LMBO!!! Those are awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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