Southerngirl Posted February 2, 2008 Report Share Posted February 2, 2008 Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck? Here is a little test that will help you decide You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Democrat's Answer: Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor! Or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on , could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1 ? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing!I need to discuss with some friends over a latte and try to come to a consensus.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Republican's Answer: BANG!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Redneck's Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click....(sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points? 'Son: 'You got him, Pop! Can I shoot the next one? 'Wife: 'You are not taking that to the taxidermist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southerngirl Posted February 2, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2008 sorry it's all run together I hit the enter key but something about the error I have in this forum doesn't accept them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted February 2, 2008 Report Share Posted February 2, 2008 Me fix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowtech_archer07 Posted February 2, 2008 Report Share Posted February 2, 2008 I'm definitely a redneck!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnf Posted February 3, 2008 Report Share Posted February 3, 2008 LOL Republican. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted February 3, 2008 Report Share Posted February 3, 2008 i guess i'm a republican and a conservative. bang cost me a buck. why spend more on one person who doesn't deserve a whole box of shells? lol or, maybe i'm just cheap! now, that was a funny post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QDMAworks4me Posted February 4, 2008 Report Share Posted February 4, 2008 :D Republican here :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c_lou Posted February 4, 2008 Report Share Posted February 4, 2008 I think I would be a Republican Redneck. I don't think I would reload, but I wouldn't have any bullets left in my first clip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJR Posted February 4, 2008 Report Share Posted February 4, 2008 Independent! Both parties have some real problems! They also have some good things! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tecumseh Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 Redneck all the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ksbowhntr77 Posted February 7, 2008 Report Share Posted February 7, 2008 A redneck Republican.... it's a newly reformed party that doesn't allow open borders, instead we propose new entreprenual situations allowing citizens to rent small plots along the border and set up shooting shacks. People would then pay to patrol the border. Puts a new twist on high fence hunting, and we would have plenty of people to watch the ol' border.:rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PotashRLS Posted February 7, 2008 Report Share Posted February 7, 2008 Southerngirl said: Redneck's Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click....(sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points? 'Son: 'You got him, Pop! Can I shoot the next one? 'Wife: 'You are not taking that to the taxidermist How are your kids gonna learn if you don't let them shoot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldksnarc Posted February 10, 2008 Report Share Posted February 10, 2008 Republican. With proper gun control one shot is all that's needed. But, as long as Bubba rolls his own ain't nothing wrong with his way of thinking either. Factory ammo's getting too expensive too waste that way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted February 11, 2008 Report Share Posted February 11, 2008 oldksnarc said: Republican. With proper gun control one shot is all that's needed. But, as long as Bubba rolls his own ain't nothing wrong with his way of thinking either. Factory ammo's getting too expensive too waste that way. LMBO, very true:D. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will_in_cky25 Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 im a cheap redneck cause after shoot that fool up i would put it on my taxes and have the feds pay me back for ammo used Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrow32 Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 Republican Redneck. I'd shoot him up but wouldn't reload no need to waste all that ammo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Finn Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 Republican....like the one shots Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PAhunter14 Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 I thought i was republican.......... but redneck is pretty appealing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NY_Bowhunter14 Posted February 20, 2008 Report Share Posted February 20, 2008 republican all the way! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
007hunter Posted February 28, 2008 Report Share Posted February 28, 2008 Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck? Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock 40 cal. and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? ............................................................ THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN Democrat's Answer: Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus. Republican's Answer: BANG! Redneck’s Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silvertips or Hollow Points?' Son: 'Can I shoot the next one!' Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swamphunter Posted March 1, 2008 Report Share Posted March 1, 2008 Republican Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deb Posted March 5, 2008 Report Share Posted March 5, 2008 Redneck. Ksbowhntr77, you just may have the solution there!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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