HuntingInMaine Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 Here's one for the ladies Great Advice to Pass on to Your Daughters 1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers. 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door. 3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there. 4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone. 5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway. 6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart. 7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. 8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types. 9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it. 10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. 11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital. 12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions. 13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks. 14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his. 15. Sadly, all men are created equal... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 LOL.............these should be etched in stone somewhere.:D:D:D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhino Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 Whatever...:p:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 Har Har, Hardy Har Har. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southerngirl Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 LOL.............these should be etched in stone somewhere.:D:D:D:D yep! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJR Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 Typical women's narrow interpretation of the best species on the face of the earth!! LMBO!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuntingInMaine Posted February 5, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 Typical women's narrow interpretation of the best species on the face of the earth!! LMBO!! I thought we were the same species? But that would explain a LOT about you guys! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJR Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 I thought we were the same species? But that would explain a LOT about you guys! There you go, thinking again! LOL!!!:D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 There you go, thinking again! LOL!!!:D:D Well SOMEONE has to....it usually winds up being us girls doing all the thinking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuntingInMaine Posted February 5, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 Well SOMEONE has to....it usually winds up being us girls doing all the thinking. Well yeah, we want it done right the first time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJR Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 Well SOMEONE has to....it usually winds up being us girls doing all the thinking. Sure you do, that is all you women do is think! Never solve anything, but you do think!:rolleyes::eek: Women's thinking causes great problems! LOL!!!:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 let me be the first man to say " that was pretty good" :D:D not that they are true , but it was good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texan_Til_I_Die Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 Number 13 is definitely true! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 That's pretty Good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ksbowhntr77 Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 CUTE... honestly:D:D:D:D I can see it now... first the forums, then.... the world. J/K;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 wow does number ten ring true:D:D lmbo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 BUCKEEEEEEE! help me. i lost my ammunition for this one... i think our deal for the women is over. i need to shoot back.lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Finn Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. That could not be more true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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