MCH Posted February 7, 2008 Report Share Posted February 7, 2008 EVER WONDER .... Why the sun lightens our hair,but darkens our skin ? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff? Why do drive up ATM's have braille on the keypads??? Why do we park vehicles worth thousands of dollars in the driveway, yet keep a bunch of worthless junk in the garage?? Why do we buy wieners in packages of 10 and hotdog buns in packages of 8???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted February 7, 2008 Report Share Posted February 7, 2008 We don't have to come up with answers, do we ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted February 7, 2008 Report Share Posted February 7, 2008 My brain hurts enough as it is.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJR Posted February 7, 2008 Report Share Posted February 7, 2008 What hit this place today?? HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPP!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted February 7, 2008 Report Share Posted February 7, 2008 I don't know, next.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okiedog Posted February 7, 2008 Report Share Posted February 7, 2008 Why do you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway? Why do 7/11's have locks on their doors if they are open 7 days a week and 24 hours a day? Why did I reply to this thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toddyboman Posted February 7, 2008 Report Share Posted February 7, 2008 Why do 7/11's have locks on their doors if they are open 7 days a week and 24 hours a day? And why are 7/11's called 7/11's when they are open 24/7...so shouldn't they be called 7/24's:eek::confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted February 7, 2008 Report Share Posted February 7, 2008 Been a while since I have seen those. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texan_Til_I_Die Posted February 7, 2008 Report Share Posted February 7, 2008 Why didn't Noah swat just ONE mosquito? That's all it would take, one lousy swat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowtech_archer07 Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 EVER WONDER .... Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? I can answer this one... because everybody is rushing to get somewhere and it causes traffic jams!:D That's all i'm good for though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdvantageTimberLou Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 Why do 7/11's have locks on their doors if they are open 7 days a week and 24 hours a day? I do believe they have locks on their doors for natural disasters (where the store would be shut down and the employees are sent home to seek shelter) or after being robbed until law enforcement arrives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 those are good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil hunter Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 if one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest of them drown? Why do we have noses that run and feet that smell? Why is it that everytime i come on here, i seem to read more pointless stuff? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will_in_cky25 Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 why do they call them buildings when they are built Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ksbowhntr77 Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 Which came first the chicken or the egg?? Why is the CIA called the Central INTELLIGENCE Agency?? Why is it called a cell phone if your not in jail?? :D:D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will_in_cky25 Posted February 9, 2008 Report Share Posted February 9, 2008 i think that the I in CIA is sometimes an understatement:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted February 9, 2008 Report Share Posted February 9, 2008 i think that the I in CIA is sometimes an understatement:D That's what happens when you try to Centralize Intelligence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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