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Speaking of lobster fishing....have you ever had a colonoscopy?

I did on Wednesday, and I gotta tell ya, it was weird. :confused::rolleyes::eek:

Besides all the fasting, and clear liquids only, and of course the good ol' Phospho drinks to clean you out, the night and morning before. They hook you up to an intervenes tube to hydrate you while your having it done. Just before they do it, they administer 2 needles into your tube. One the nurse said is like a memory eraser, so you don't remember what happened, and the other is a sedative of some kind.

The nurse said. most people come out after the procedure thinking they never got it done, but I remember screaming out in pain 5 or 6 times, while someone was holding my belly and pushing on the scope, way up inside of me. I could here people talking, and the pain was unbearable. This happened, like I said, 5 or 6 times, and then I woke up in the recovery room.

I really doubt whether I dreamed all of that, because I'm not quite that imaginative :eek::eek:

They apparently took out a few Polyps, while they were in there, which I really hope come back negative for cancer, and a few other skin samples.

I was legally impaired from 3:00 pm wednesday, until 3:00 pm Thursday. Weird stuff.

I don't want to do that again .:eek:

Carry on :D

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Speaking of lobster fishing....have you ever had a colonoscopy?

I did on Wednesday, and I gotta tell ya, it was weird. :confused::rolleyes::eek:

Besides all the fasting, and clear liquids only, and of course the good ol' Phospho drinks to clean you out, the night and morning before. They hook you up to an intervenes tube to hydrate you while your having it done. Just before they do it, they administer 2 needles into your tube. One the nurse said is like a memory eraser, so you don't remember what happened, and the other is a sedative of some kind.

The nurse said. most people come out after the procedure thinking they never got it done, but I remember screaming out in pain 5 or 6 times, while someone was holding my belly and pushing on the scope, way up inside of me. I could here people talking, and the pain was unbearable. This happened, like I said, 5 or 6 times, and then I woke up in the recovery room.

I really doubt whether I dreamed all of that, because I'm not quite that imaginative :eek::eek:

They apparently took out a few Polyps, while they were in there, which I really hope come back negative for cancer, and a few other skin samples.

I was legally impaired from 3:00 pm wednesday, until 3:00 pm Thursday. Weird stuff.

I don't want to do that again .:eek:

Carry on :D

Yep, my doctor says I'm at that age (42) to have this procedure done and should have it done....

I told him he needs to wake up from his twisted fantasy too ... :eek::eek: The way his expression looked I don't think he was impressed with my response at all .. :rolleyes:

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Popcycles?? Never had one, a Popsicle, I have had.

Just wondering do you prefer to write with a pencil or pen?

(Popcyles) LOL, man I used to eat those all the time when I were a young ladd. And I perfar a penn. LOL

O by the way when there is no huntin in the summer I just love to go to truck&tractor pulls, I am a hores power junky.

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really???:confused::confused::confused::confused:

Yes, that is actually all true. She has a BS in mechanical engineering, and has since gotten her MBA, and switched from aero-space to automotive. Let me tell you about the brake systems on the Rousch Racing Cobra-R Mustang sometime...

Still not sure how she ended up stuck with a redneck like me...:confused:

HB

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