JJL Posted March 2, 2008 Report Share Posted March 2, 2008 I got to watching the race this afternoon, and began thinking of "Sports Page Headlines You'll Never See"......................... Here's a couple.......feel free to add your own. "Barry Bonds Admits To Steroid Use" "Kyle Petty Wins" "Tiger Chokes" "Soccer is #1 Amongst Fans" " Cubs Win World Series" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted March 2, 2008 Report Share Posted March 2, 2008 Browns win superbowl! Jackets Sweep Wings! Tribe Wins Series Bring it muggs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michiganbowhunter_SQ2 Posted March 2, 2008 Report Share Posted March 2, 2008 Lions finish above .500 Lions fire Matt Millen :D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PAhunter14 Posted March 3, 2008 Report Share Posted March 3, 2008 "NASCAR has become a sport" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Turtle Posted March 3, 2008 Report Share Posted March 3, 2008 No Pahunter14, he said one's you'll never see:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJR Posted March 3, 2008 Report Share Posted March 3, 2008 Jeff Gordon admits he screwed up!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Posted March 3, 2008 Report Share Posted March 3, 2008 Lions finish above .500 Lions fire Matt Millen :D:D LOL, DITTO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrud Posted March 3, 2008 Report Share Posted March 3, 2008 Ohio State Wins the BCS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckbuster11 Posted March 3, 2008 Report Share Posted March 3, 2008 "Browns win the Super Bowl" "Browns beat the Steelers for the 2nd time this year" "Albert Pujols never failed a drug test" "Roger Clemens has no ego" "Pirates win the World Series" "Sweatervest shows up big in the big game" "Cincinnati Bengals decide to draft players who haven't been arrested at least once" "Tominator is not a DB" "Bill Billicheat: Inside his engaging personality" "Noname golfer calls out Tiger Woods and wins" This is fun...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted March 3, 2008 Report Share Posted March 3, 2008 "Browns win the Super Bowl" "Browns beat the Steelers for the 2nd time this year" "Albert Pujols never failed a drug test" "Roger Clemens has no ego" "Pirates win the World Series" "Sweatervest shows up big in the big game" "Cincinnati Bengals decide to draft players who haven't been arrested at least once" "Tominator is not a DB" "Bill Billicheat: Inside his engaging personality" "Noname golfer calls out Tiger Woods and wins" This is fun...... You forgot one: "Muggs is right!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhine16 Posted March 3, 2008 Report Share Posted March 3, 2008 "The SEC is not the top conference!":D "Ole Miss is going to Omaha!" "Phillies win the Series!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerClay Posted March 3, 2008 Report Share Posted March 3, 2008 Scientists discover that professional wrestling is actually real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craig mack Posted March 3, 2008 Report Share Posted March 3, 2008 The Dynasty known as The Detroit Lions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJR Posted March 3, 2008 Report Share Posted March 3, 2008 VH admits JG is a JERK! LOL!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BowJoe Posted March 3, 2008 Report Share Posted March 3, 2008 "OJR Invites Gordon to Church Revival, Says God Opened Eyes" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJR Posted March 3, 2008 Report Share Posted March 3, 2008 "OJR Invites Gordon to Church Revival, Says God Opened Eyes" For once you have hit the nail on the head!! LMBO!!!:D You are 100% correct on that one!! It will never happen!:D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muggs Posted March 3, 2008 Report Share Posted March 3, 2008 Ohio State Wins the BCS. That was actually a headline in 2002. They just go to so many you're forgetting about that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted March 3, 2008 Report Share Posted March 3, 2008 OJ Simpson to coach first ever WOMEN'S NFL team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrud Posted March 4, 2008 Report Share Posted March 4, 2008 That was actually a headline in 2002. They just go to so many you're forgetting about that one. Fine, fine, fine.... "OSU Dominates SEC in BSC Championship" Better? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Turtle Posted March 4, 2008 Report Share Posted March 4, 2008 "Pete Rose inducted into Hall of Fame" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Finn Posted March 4, 2008 Report Share Posted March 4, 2008 Florida State Football star posts 4.0 gpa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muggs Posted March 4, 2008 Report Share Posted March 4, 2008 Fine, fine, fine.... "OSU Dominates SEC in BSC Championship" Better? Yes, better, and actually clairvoyant because I'm pretty sure that's gonna be the headline after this season. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PAhunter14 Posted March 4, 2008 Report Share Posted March 4, 2008 "Pirates make the playoffs" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PotashRLS Posted March 4, 2008 Report Share Posted March 4, 2008 Brett Favre Retires! Oh Crap.........nevermind:( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted March 5, 2008 Report Share Posted March 5, 2008 funny stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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