texastrophies Posted March 5, 2008 Report Share Posted March 5, 2008 Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you. The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?' She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him. The defense attorney nearly died. The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, 'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted March 5, 2008 Report Share Posted March 5, 2008 LOL. Seen it before, pretty good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhine16 Posted March 5, 2008 Report Share Posted March 5, 2008 Never seen it before, but that is hilarious!! Can definitely see it happening though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowtech_archer07 Posted March 5, 2008 Report Share Posted March 5, 2008 LOL, never seen it before either, but funny!! :D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ybronco Posted March 5, 2008 Report Share Posted March 5, 2008 that is hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aksheephuntress Posted March 5, 2008 Report Share Posted March 5, 2008 .....That's great!...I have heard it before, but enjoyed hearing it again....although the version I heard wasn't the threat of the electric chair....must be the TEXAS version:D:D:D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted March 5, 2008 Report Share Posted March 5, 2008 been here before, but it's still good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted March 5, 2008 Report Share Posted March 5, 2008 :eek::p:p:D:D:D good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beagleboy Posted March 5, 2008 Report Share Posted March 5, 2008 That was pretty funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Posted March 5, 2008 Report Share Posted March 5, 2008 Just got that one in an e-mail yesterday! LMBO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randyman Posted March 5, 2008 Report Share Posted March 5, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turkeybuster Posted March 6, 2008 Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 Lol that was pretty funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archerjg Posted March 6, 2008 Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 That's a good one. Archerjg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted March 6, 2008 Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 LOL!!! That's pretty good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GobblerBuster618 Posted March 6, 2008 Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 hahaha good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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