Bowtech_archer07 Posted March 6, 2008 Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 An older lady gets pulled over for speeding.. Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer: Don't have one? Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving. Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. Older Woman: I can't do that. Officer: Why not? Older Woman: I stole this car. Officer: Stole it? Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. Officer: You what? Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle. Older woman: Is there a problem sir? Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner. Older Woman: Murdered the owner? Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please. The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk. Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am? Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned. Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license. The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled. Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner. Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too!!!! Don't Mess With Old Ladies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swamphunter Posted March 6, 2008 Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 Love it! Never heard that one before!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted March 6, 2008 Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 :eek::eek: hahahahahahahahahahaha :D:D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aksheephuntress Posted March 6, 2008 Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 .....Wow-never heard that one,either! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardwood_HD Posted March 6, 2008 Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 ha another good one!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted March 6, 2008 Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 very good. it was here about a year ago, but still enjoyable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted March 6, 2008 Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 Saw it last time it was on here, still good for a laugh though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GobblerBuster618 Posted March 6, 2008 Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 lol yes i remember hearing that before but still funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted March 6, 2008 Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 Heard that one a few times before, still a good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted March 6, 2008 Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DU_man_84 Posted March 6, 2008 Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 thats pretty good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest satchmo's girl Posted March 6, 2008 Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 Good one!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michiganbowhunter_SQ2 Posted March 6, 2008 Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 lol :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ohbowhntr Posted March 6, 2008 Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 Heard that one a few times before, still a good one. Ditto!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toddyboman Posted March 6, 2008 Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 :D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davetucker Posted March 6, 2008 Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 i can't regain composure!!LOL!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turkeybuster Posted March 7, 2008 Report Share Posted March 7, 2008 Haven't heard that one before lol. It was good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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