RangerClay Posted March 11, 2008 Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 For those of you who don't know me, I teach 11 & 12 year olds industrial arts (aka shop or technology class). My last class just left me shaking my head. #1 Student: Mr. H, can I have a piece of string? Me: Sure, how long? Student: 4 rulers. Me: Don't you mean 4 feet? Student: No, 4 rulers. Me shaking my head and cutting some string. #2 Student: Mr. H can I have two nails. Me: Sure, how long? Student: Can I have them for the rest of the period? I need a drink! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted March 11, 2008 Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 LOL, write these down. You can write a book later I'm sure.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbeck Posted March 11, 2008 Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 LMBOROF, Ok, I'm thinking of ya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WHISKEYSWAMP Posted March 11, 2008 Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 haha... that's funny. My industrial arts teacher's name was Mr. Orear but we never made fun of him or anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted March 11, 2008 Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 LOL, write these down. You can write a book later I'm sure.......... LOL--I thought the same thing Joe. We could pool all of these over our career and write a book. Reminds me of my student a couple weeks ago. "Mr. P, does this sink work?" "Yep, it catches water just fine..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJR Posted March 11, 2008 Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 LMBO! To think that is our future leaders!! HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aksheephuntress Posted March 11, 2008 Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 .......Gee!!.....keeps life entertaining though, doesn't it?-That was cute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ksbowhntr77 Posted March 11, 2008 Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 LMBO! To think that is our future leaders!! HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kinda scary thinkin' there might be a presidential candidate in the bunch huh..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted March 12, 2008 Report Share Posted March 12, 2008 #2 Student: Mr. H can I have two nails. Me: Sure, how long? Student: Can I have them for the rest of the period? well, you did ask him how long :p:D:D:D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Posted March 12, 2008 Report Share Posted March 12, 2008 That is hilarious!! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IllinoisArcher Posted March 12, 2008 Report Share Posted March 12, 2008 My shop teacher is missing his right index finger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canuck2 Posted March 12, 2008 Report Share Posted March 12, 2008 I hope I'm not hijacking this too much, but I just had to post it as soon as I saw IllinoisArcher's shop teacher has a missing finger. There's a local fellow who lopped off a couple fingers with a skillsaw a few years back. And - honest - his name is Les Sawyer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Posted March 12, 2008 Report Share Posted March 12, 2008 Don't worry Ranger, even the people in the offices at work making six digits a year sometimes make me scratch my head. I overheard a gal on the walkie-talkie last week.... Girl: "Joe P, Joe P, are you out there?" Supervisor Harry: "Joes on vacation this week, can I help you?" Girl: "Yes, is Joe P here today?" DUH!!! I wish I could make 6 digits and be that smart!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dubie Posted March 12, 2008 Report Share Posted March 12, 2008 If thats all your problems, your luckey. I remember in junior high, I took all of my shop teachers snap-on wrenches, and welded them together, end to end, in size from largest to smallest.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted March 12, 2008 Report Share Posted March 12, 2008 LOL! One of those "Heeeeerrreeeee's your sign" moments. :D:D I got a funny one from work. A flustered service advisor comes in asking for Tom who is a business manager about 60 years old, bald as a cue ball (literally shaves his head with a razor), our sales manager who has a good sense of humour says "Yeah, he's gone for a haircut". The service advisor said "Oh, what time will he be back?" He got teased for a long time over that one. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted March 12, 2008 Report Share Posted March 12, 2008 things like this sure do make life a bit more fun... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted March 12, 2008 Report Share Posted March 12, 2008 LOL, that is funny Joe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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